Friday, January 15, 2010

They'll Have Fun, Fun, Fun



The T-Bird was placed to provide modesty for Miss Katie Perry,
a quality lacking in her music and life.
Pastor Tim's eyes were not PhotoShopped.
They were bugged out in the original photo he posted.

Sing This With A Digital Keyboard

Verse 1:
Well, they got their donor’s fund
And they cruised through the Schwaermer camps, now
Seems they forgot all about the Confessions
Like they told their DP, now.
And with the rock songs blastin' goes
Cruisin' just as fast as they can, now

Chorus 1:
And they’ll have fun, fun, fun
'Til their donor takes their funding away
(Fun, fun, fun, til their donor takes their funding away)

Verse 2:

Well, the guys can't stand them
'Cause they walk, look, and drive like some Babtists,
(You walk like a Babtist, you talk like a Babtist)
They make the Drive Oh-Nine look like
The Roman chariot race, now.
(You look like a Babtist, you sound like an Babtist)
A lot of guys try to catch them
But they lead 'em on a wild goose chase, now
(You drive like a Babtist, you worship like Babtists)

And they’ll have fun, fun, fun
'Til their donor takes their funding away
(Fun, fun, fun, til their donor takes their funding away)

Instrumental break (organ/guitar solo):

Verse 3:
Well, you knew all along
That your SP was gettin' wise to you, now
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
And since he took your set of keys
We been thinkin' that your fun is all through now,
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
But you can come along with Jeske
'Cause you got a lot of things to do now,
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)

Chorus 2 [2X]:
And you’ll have fun, fun, fun
Jerry Kieschnick wants their funding his way.
(Fun, fun, fun, Jerry Kieschnick wants their funding his way.)


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "They'll Have Fun, Fun, Fun":

GJ, for a square dude, you seem to have this rock and roll thing down. One of those things that makes you go hhmmmmm......

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GJ - I know a little about pop, rock, and folk music. The difference is - I know the other side fairly well, but the Shrinkers are ignorant of classical music, Lutheran hymnody, and the Confessions. Their feeble attempts to justify themselves via the adiaphora argument prove they have neither read nor comprehended the Book of Concord.

The CORE has floated on a tidal wave of loot, but will collapse when the funding runs out. The situation cried out for a troubadour, and I had a few minutes free.

Glende and Ski confuse satire with satyr, so I try to help them with the basics. I realize they have suffered from a third-rate education in Lutheran doctrine, so I try to be compassionate.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Patmos license plate must be a dig on how The Core reminds some people of the churches of Revelation, the, shall we say, the not strictly Confessional churches of the seven, I mean.

Anonymous said...

GJ, for a square dude, you seem to have this rock and roll thing down. One of those things that makes you go hhmmmmm......

Anonymous said...

I believe he picked up this love of / knack for writing parodies during his days at... the Sausage Factory!

Anonymous said...

In response to anon@11:11pm,
I don't know! A colloquay student in the 40 year old crowd would have spent better use of their time. As for the younger students, I have a list of the parody lyrics composed by the then pastors to be. That's the kind of stuff you do not want to post without first turning on the filters and parental controls.

PDF ain't as private as you think.(somebody is always forwarding "somthing")

In Chrsist,
from WELS church lady

Anonymous said...

You're not supposed to criticize people anymore since in post-modern think, people are great just for being born:

As Elvis Turns 75, Celebrity Worship Alive and Well
By Jeanna Bryner, LiveScience Managing Editor
posted: 07 January 2010 03:10 pm ET

http://www.livescience.com/culture/elvis-presley-celebrity-worship-100107.html
[snip]
Why so many narcissists? Lawrence points to research suggesting some progressive parenting over the last decade or so could be partly to blame.

"Baby boomers and Gen-X parents are so afraid of ruining the self-esteem of their children. Everybody gets a trophy and my daughter is special; everybody has to be treated the same way," Lawrence said. "It's causing more narcissism because it's telling a kid you don't have to do anything to be successful, you just have to be wonderful fabulous you. They're great just for being born."

Anonymous said...

NASA involved in own Climatgate scandal. NASA used had 6,000
weather stations' worth of data, but pared it down to the mere 1500 that showed increases in temperature:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100022474/climategate-goes-american-noaa-giss-and-the-mystery-of-the-vanishing-weather-stations/
6,000 weather stations around the world. By 1990, though, this figure had mysteriously dropped to 1500.
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Anonymous said...

Is it true that the CORE is going to host the now Christian, Alice Cooper, to their place to draw more people in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3q7ycY9hbk

It's an interesting thing. Rock stars turn into Chistians and Pastors turn into rock stars! I wonder if their is any difference?

Anonymous said...

GJ - If you would take the Spiritual Gifts Survey, you would find your true calling in music - I'm sure of it.

Anonymous said...

Is there any word on DP Doug Engelbrecht handling discipline at the CORE?

Anonymous said...

Discipline for what?

Anonymous said...

I think it really ought to be doctrinal discipline for DP Doug...surely the buck stops with him ?

And aint Douggy the little guy whose "okay" and (ahem,pardon my stuttering) "oversight" condoned everything at the CORE in the first place ?

That's what I think. Anyone else ?

Anonymous said...

This is like taking a case to the attorney general or a district attorney and convincing them that you have a case that is likely going to result in some kind of conviction. I don't know of any such office in WELS. Brotherly, Christian admonition should suffice. Here we to have to ALSO trust the efficacy of what God asks us to do and not indiscriminately blast away at any and all issue that each of us seems to think is THE issue. Whether we see the results or not, God asks us to deal with this stuff in an appropriate way.

The way I see it, there is a lot of anecdotal information, circumstaial evidence and little if any hard evidence that they are acutally committing any enforceable crimes against their bretheren. Shaddy, lacking good judgement, immature, and bullish, yes. Even though I hate the CGM crap, I see it this way. IF they (the CC CGM crowd) are not convinced out of Christian love to follow seriously the passages of 1 Cor. 8:ff (meat) and others, there is little that law motivation will provide other than a scattered flock being potentially mis-led by other ferrocious wolves coming to prey on frustrated confessional types giving them tidbits of bad meat on chew on as well.

Anonymous said...

Sing praises TO THE LORD, which dwelleth in Zion: declare among the people his doings. Psalm 9:11

Isaiah 12:2 sums it up wonderfully, ". . .for the LORD JEHOVAH is . . . MY SONG . . .":

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and MY SONG; he also is become my salvation. Isaiah 12:2
CCM artists justify their avoidance of "Jesus" and Christian lyrics by claiming they're using Christian music as a tool for reaching the lost. When used for the purpose of "talking" to the world — they can justify, saying or not saying anything – because after all, they're TRYING to reach the lost! But Christian music was NEVER meant for the lost world. The Bible is very clear – Christian music is "sung unto the Lord" – not the world!

Not only that — the vast majority of people purchasing CCM is Christians! It is not the lost world! Rather than reaching the lost [which is wrong in itself] CCM is "preaching" it's "watered-down, anti-Jesus, unCHRISTian, lovey-dovey, non-judgemental, cool, worldly, fleshly, feel-good" message to Christians!

The purpose of Christian music was NEVER meant to evangelize the lost!

God's method of reaching the lost is the preaching of the Word of God.

For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of PREACHING to save them that believe. 1 Cor. 1:21
The ONLY way Christian Music can appeal to the world is make it UN-Christian — which is exactly what CCM does. Most CCM artists "remove" or "redefine" the Lord Jesus Christ. They replace the Lord Jesus Christ with the pronouns; "he", "him", "you", "I", et. al. They also "redefine" the Lord Jesus Christ as a "politically-correct" "tolerant", "lovey-dovey", non-judgemental, "partying", "hip-hop", "rapping-rocker" that appeals to the world. Songs such as, dc Talk’s "Jesus Freak", Messiah Prophet Band's, "Master of the Metal", et al. clearly describe "another Jesus" than the Jesus Christ of the Bible. In 2 Cor. 11:4, the apostle Paul warns of "another Jesus".

Just as the lost world is not interested in a "Bible-believing" church that preaches the word of God, the world is not interested in music that openly praises the Lord. The lost world is NOT going to praise the Lord Jesus Christ. The Bible is CLEAR — "the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God"!

But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. (1 Corinthians. 2:14)
Christian music is NOT for the world – it is for the Lord! If it is FRIENDLY to the world then according to the Word of God it is AGAINST the Lord!

This from:
http://www.av1611.org/cqguide.html

Anonymous said...

Alice Cooper at the Core! Is he going to sing,"I am Jesus Little Lamb?" My kids like that one. Is Mr. Cooper joining the WELS, and simply giving a testimonial?

First line tune- "DP Doug you got trouble, yeh, you got trouble, you got trouble at the Core, I said at the Core, yehhh."

In Christ,
from WELS church lady