Miley Cyrus has a new video, where she crawls out of a Christmas wreath, spreads 500 pound wings, and warbles, "Can't Be Tamed."
MLC students will pounce on this and copy it right away. That is a strength of the WELS education system - illegal copying.
Bonus - MLC can test their new gaydar installation, which should sound the alarm when the homely teen kisses a girl. That could be a photo-op for Ski in the future, to add to his collection, next to Katy Perry's photo with him.
Imagine how proud the future Betty Ford Clinic patients will feel when they consider how many celebrities Ski and Glende have posed with. "And to think, we knew them, before they joined Thrivent."
