Based on their published comments, the Shrinkers hate:
1. Being quoted.
2. Having their published false doctrine compared to the Dreck of Fuller, Willow Creek, and NorthPoint - their Meccas.
3. Humor.
4. The kitteh photos.
5. Luther quotations.
6. Material from the faithful teachers of Lutheran orthodoxy.
7. Justification by faith.
8. The truth about them, their conferences, their favorite books, their favorite religious leaders.
9. Laity who stand up to them.
10. Criticisms of Pietism and unionism.