I'm a confessional Lutheran too.
Mequon graduates, left-click here.
LCMS-WELS-ELS pastors will think, "That just shows how terrible the Episcopalians are! If only we had their money."
They will never imagine that their embrace of ELCA has already led them into mainline apostasy. They may not be dancing in the groves yet, but they will.
Anyone who questions their progress will be branded as negative, lazy, divisive, etc.