Monday, September 13, 2010

Come Let Us Plagiarize the Dolts,
Let Us Kneel Before the Schwaermer Idols





I followed Kudu Don Patterson, borrowed his bunny suit,
and now he is moving next door with a competing worship site.
Thanks a lot.
And thanks to ex-SP Gurgel, too.


From the Texas branch of the Ichabod News Service:

Pastor Doebler did a series of sermons called Game On! This was in Sept.-Nov. 09. North Point, you remember those guys, are the creaters of the Game On! sermons.

All Doebler's stuff is bad, just as bad as Ski only a little less brash.

Let me tell you what the pastor at Christ The Rock has been up to! Mark Driscoll wrote the Rebel's Guide To Joy Series. The pastor at Christ The Rock did a "series of sermons" titled The Rebel's Guide to Joy.

Driscoll - Rebel's Guide to Joy

Even worse is the Bible Information class given by this pastor. It is called, "Life In God's Family." This study is written by Woodrow Kroll. Kroll served as president of Practical Bible College in Binghamton, NY. In other words, this guy "ain't" Lutheran! He endorses cell groups and teaches Descision Theology! The Christ The Rock pastor also did a sermon series on The Role of John. One of Kroll's series books is about the role of John. Kroll also teaches Spiritual Conditioning.

Babtist Woodrow Kroll

Kroll Books

Our Christ The Rock pastor is friends with Ski, wears bluejeans, and hides his communion.(they call it communion devotion) As you can see, the name "Lutheran" is not in the church title. Did I mention that this same pastor was a speaker at a WELS Church And Change Conference?

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Missio Dei Suburbia

Andy Stanley - Seriously?

From Ed Stetzer's blog:

Question: What do you think about preaching verse-by-verse messages through books of the Bible?

Andy Stanley: Guys that preach verse-by-verse through books of the Bible-- that is just cheating. It's cheating because that would be easy, first of all. That isn't how you grow people. No one in the Scripture modeled that. There's not one example of that.

I respect Andy a lot. That statement is biblically, theologically, historically, methodologically and culturally foolish.

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GJ - Phone the ELS Board of Doctrine. "Hello? Anyone home?" Email the WELS Board of Doctrine?

Dear Cur, 


It has come to my attention that we are spending millions of dollars to break the law while spreading Babtist doctrine. Can anything be done? I would like my mission donations back. Thanks.


Innocent




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