Saturday, December 25, 2010

Al Gore Pronounces Anti-Global Warming Measures a Success As Blizzard Rocks NYC


Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But Al Gore was so insightful,
Since Global Warming is a big 0
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of warming,
So thanks for all the warnings,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally go John Galt,
How I'll hate giving up all my cards!
But if the Left says “It’s really our fault!”
All the way home I'll be warm.

The nation’s slowly dying,
Hope and change have turned to crying
But as long as you love Gore so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!