- The KJV remained the best selling Bible because everyone still used it instead of that new-fangled Virgin-Birth denying RSV.
- Everyone knew the RSV was produced by the Communist National Council of Churches.
- Lutheran seminary education was almost free, and the home congregation helped out.
- Lutherans had a total of two hymnals, the SBH and TLH.
- All services were liturgical.
- The pastor did not look like he was just back from mowing the lawn when he led the service.
- Lutherans put their denomination on the church sign and did not hide their synod.
- Lutheran magazine articles were not written for people with attention deficit disorders.
- Only the Pentecostal churches had women ministers.
