Monday, December 13, 2010

Synod Planners Must Have Designed the Minneapolois Deflatable Stadium

Which stadium is subjected to the most hostile weather? Minneapolis!

Which one has a balloon for a roof? Not just any balloon, but a very expensive balloon.

Watch it collapse again here.

Groundkeepers were going to shovel away the snow before it accumulated. That is like melting down an iceberg with a hair dryer. The blizzard sent them empty away.

"The Metrodome roof has previously deflated in 1981, 1982 and 1983, each time due to tears caused by heavy snow."

"Hey boss, I have a great marketing idea. We host the Snow Bowl this year."