This is from the church newsletter of Reform District President Jon Buchholz.
The same newsletter announces the Kingdom Workers workshop to be led by David Kehl, one of the Church and Changers released from The Guilt Factory. Kehl is at Atonement, Milwaukee, so he did not face unemployment for more than a few seconds.
I was told by Someone-Who-Knows that Buchholz was against the CG crazies.
Evidence to support that claim is entirely missing.
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These kids could have taken a Bible information class from Pastor Mark Schewe, (W)ELS who said, "Think about whose son or daughter you are now. Your status has changed. You are a child of the Chairman of the Board of the universe!"
http://www.htlc-wa.org/ministryinc/filedownload.aspx?master_sec_id=140004986&sec_id=140004986&libfolder=140047070&filename=Microsoft Word - 010911 Sermon.pdf
God says He is the great I AM. (W)ELS has bestowed the great honor of being a member of the Rat Pack.
Cost of a KJV Bible: $69.99
Cost of a Book of Concord: $35.00
Cost of a New Age inspirational story describing God from a website dedicated to jokes: PRICELESS!
http://www.jokeawhenever.com/inspirational/80-god-is-like-a-fifth-grade.html
Cost of having someone else write the entire intro to your Church's newsletter article: EVEN MORE PRICELESS!
http://www.sodahead.com/living/fifth-grade-and-gods-tv-commercials-likenesses/question-1330535/
I'm so glad that "church [is] aggresively reaching the lost," since the Holy Ghost apparently can't do His job without us. All glory be to that church and its pastor. God apparently needed our help to create the world, too. Grumpy, old Lutheran I am that thinks the purpose of the Church is to administer Word and Sacrament. Are you WELS guys taking Ablaze lessons from Missouri? Pietism always leads to arrogance. Wasn't there something about pride leading to us wanting to be our own gods in a certain garden?
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