Thursday, February 3, 2011

Quaker Towers Closed Today Due to the Chicago Storm.
ELCA Membership Up

"Does this outfit make me look...
Anglican?"


ELCA headquarters in Chicago closed today, due to the blizzard that rolled through the Eastern United States, starting in Texas.

ELCA leaders were unable to harass, persecute, and thwart the Gospel, so membership went up temporarily.

Presiding Bishop Mark Hanson will be back soon to straighten things out.

On a serious note, all the Augustana Band members are back in Sioux Falls, after being trapped by events in Egypt.