Thursday, March 3, 2011

Not So Puzzling:
Appleton the CORE of Doctrinal Confusion

An active WELS member thought up this new epithet!



  1. Appleton is where Church and Change began, thanks to Parlow and Witte.
  2. Ron Ash, chairman of Church and Change, has been there forever.
  3. Appleton is the home office of AAL, now Thrivent, a "Lutheran" insurance company that gathers millions of dollars to give to Habitat for Humanity ($120 million), ELCA, and the Salvation Army. Thriven is more unionistic than the National Council of Churches.
  4. Paul Copycat Kelm was there - not for long - but his hoofprints are still visible.
  5. Mark N. Avoid Jeske sent his minions, Ski and Bishop Katie there, to gather the elect from local WELS congregations and turn them into Groeschel-lites.
  6. Deputy Doug Englebrecht is so far into Church and Changism that he can see the soles of Valleskey's feet.