Cacophony Defined: WELS Emergent Church. Rock N Roll in Round Rock, Texas.

Warning - this morphs into "Crown Him with Many Crowns."

ca·coph·o·ny/kəˈkäfənē/
Noun: A harsh, discordant mixture of sounds: "a cacophony of deafening alarm bells"; "a cacophony of architectural styles", a "WELS pop music service."

I wish the videographer would have panned across the Easter crowd, ending with a graph showing how much money has been spent on this WELS mission, officially known as Christ the Rock Lutheran Church. The parish is also the Church From Scratch, if you slouch through the Church and Change website (which no longer exists--wink, wink--thanks to the brutal discipline of SP Schroeder). Hint - if you want a call or a big promotion, join Church and Change. You too can go overseas, or become an elderly campus chaplain, or spring back to life like Lazarus and write features for FICKLE magazine.