Monday, July 25, 2011

WELS Leaders Know This To Be True




These truths are self-evident, whether leaders acknowledge or deny them. Verification will come when they heatedly denounce this item as false, misleading, slanderous, violating the Eighth Commandment, and "what do you expect from Ichabod?" and "ba-zingo!":
  1. There are virtually no calls because the vacancy rate is below 5%;
  2. There is almost zero movement among Pastors, and nowhere for guys to go who get into trouble or whose churches close;
  3. Still, pastors are burning out at an increasing rate ;
  4. More and more small congregations are consolidating or closing; parish schools too;
  5. Few, if any true missions will be opened at all anymore; those that do will be spin-offs of prosperous churches, and/or in rich areas
  6. Neither prep school is safe; both will be closed within the next decade;
  7. MLC should also close;
  8. Recruiting should stop altogether; soon WELS won’t be able to find places for half of the grads, even from small classes ;
  9. WLC can be and eventually will be the feeder school for the seminary.

In other words, the synod is downsizing, and whether Schroeder or anyone else knows it or wants it to happen, it's going to come about.

Many – and I do mean many – Pastors will very soon find themselves as surplus, and no longer needed or wanted, especially relatively expensive old goats. Young ones who don’t or won’t play ball will be out on their ears faster than ever.

The WELS reminds me more and more of the old Ottoman Empire, and as it was dying some people were picking it clean, but many others were getting put up against walls and shot. WELS is the “sick old man of American Lutheranism.”

The ELS is already dead, like the old Austria/Hungary Empire; just that nobody has bothered to pull the plug yet.

ELCA is the old Soviet Empire, unraveling as we speak.

LCMS is the decadent west, including USA; financially broke, morally bankrupt, and theologically dead.

Nota bene - The opinion expressed above reflects what I have published before, but it also comes from others in WELS who are in the know.



4 comments:

grumpy said...

I think the WELS has the worst luck when it comes to putting up buildings. Our church, which for a church is not that old (less than 50 years old), is one of the most elderly/handicap unfriendly buildings in our town. When they built our church, they must have figured that no one over the age of 40 or how could not pass a physical fitness test would ever be a member.....

That is really something about California HS being close to a fault...but hey, what are the odds????

And kind of right in line with that....no schools closing....

BA-ZING-OO !!!!!

Stay Cool,

Grumps

grumpy said...

I meant to also say...you (Dr. Jackson, I assume you are the author of that earthquake piece) obviously did not come from Northwestern or DMLC...

Your knowledge of science is way too deep (on average, yeah, there are some bright science oriented people in the synod).

It's just that overall there is a real fear and disdain for the hard sciences in WELS (at least that is my opinion).

That is, until someone gets sick or injured, then it is ok to seek out the most technically advanced treatments.

Better shut up now...

Of course, no schools are closing...ba-zing-oo and so on....

Grumps

Gregory L. Jackson said...

I was not the author, or I would not have needed to render the thesis in PNG graphics. WELS scientific training is rather limited, I heard. I had two years of lab science in high school and another year in college: biology, honors chem/physics, and biology/botany. No one told us we had the best education anywhere, but my public school system was more like one of those elite private schools. Thanks to Deere, we had everything. And Augustana was and continues to be one of the top liberal arts colleges in America.

I get contributions from many places, so many facts, figures, and insights are from guest researchers. I have to leave it that, since open discussion is forbidden in WELS, Missouri, and the Little Sect on the Prairie.

I often do not know the author's name, as you know, Grumpy.

grumpy said...

LOL !

Touche, Dr. J...

Or maybe I should say "ba-zing-oo".

Grumps