The Church of the Lutheran Confession (sic) was threatened with an outbreak of Shrove Tuesday Pancake Suppers. Paul Tiefel engaged two of the more unbalanced CLC members--not in his parish--to wage war against the pancake threat. It was immoral! It introduced Roman Catholicism! They even had a softcore book to prove it!
CLC Visitor Steven Kurtzahn, a Dan Fleischer lapdog, was only too happy to ride the rescue, to save poor maidens from the hellish lure of the pancake supper.
However, he was indifferent about adultery and incest.
The Wisconsin Sect got him back. Now he fills LaughQuest with his pearls of wisdom.
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| "First we'll get them to eat Shrove Tuesday pancakes. Next we will grab their maidens for our convents. Holy Father will be so proud of us." |
