Tim Tebow, the son of missionaries, was today's surprise speaker at the Walmart Saturday Morning Meeting for executives. He wowed the audience with his charming smile and modesty. He emphasized having the primary goal of making a difference in people's lives with faith and help for them.
They pointed out that Sam Walton was tebowing before Tim thought of it, since Sam often knelt at meetings to listen to people.
Kevin Clash brought Elmo for the kids. Kevin looks more like a linebacker than a puppeteer, so that erased another stereotype.
CEO Mike Duke made a point of congratulating Arkansas for canning Bobby Petrino and his over-paid assistant. The lovely Jessica, only 25, lost her choice position ($50k), so she will be flying coach from now on.
Mrs. Ichabod said, "Who makes $50,000 a year?" I said, "The young women who work for Church and Change congregations in WELS do."