Saturday, October 13, 2012

Jack Must Kilcrease, Paul Must Increase




http://ichabodthegloryhasdeparted.blogspot.com/2012/10/cannot-spell-cannot-write-cannot-grasp.html

Few have the honor of seeing their last names turned into verbs in the Icha-slang Lexicon. Jack Kilcrease is one of them.

To kilcrease means to erase a comment, a post, or an entire blog. Another UOJ Enthusiast, Tim Glende, is known for kilcreasing the same blog twice, his other blog once. Blog me once, shame on you; blog me thrice,  what is your problem?

I hated to spoil Jack's immaculate post about UOJ, but he has no conception about Lutheran theology. How could he? Like his bosom buddies Paul McCain and David Scaer, he had an exceptionally parochial education. McCain went to a Roman Catholic high school and loved it, matriculating later at Missouri's blue collar seminary, Ft. Wayne. Either way, he was with Holy Mother Church.

David Scaer never left the confines of the LCMS, earning an in-house seminary degree, what they used to call an STD, except Martin Stephan ruined it for everyone. Scaer likes to posture as a priest one minute, an ELCA friend the next, an honored guest at an ELS gathering later.

Jack was born to the purple, as far as WELS is concerned. His father was a WELS pastor, a graduate of Mequon. Did the father long to join ELCA, which was largely created by the WELS Watertown apostate, Richard Jungkuntz? We can only guess - but we do know that Jack earned two degrees at ELCA schools - Luther College and Luther Seminary. He became a Jesuit in training at Marquette, finishing a PhD. He moonlights at an all-ELCA online seminary (not accredited) while serving as an adjunct at a Dominican girls college.

Kilcrease, McCain, and Scaer are UOJ Stormtroopers. Instead of teaching the Word of God, they utter philosophical nonsense.