Monday, April 8, 2013

Satire - Joel Osteen Ministries | Joel Osteen Ministries

Joel and his wife are co-pastors.


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JOEL OSTEEN RESIGNS, CITES ‘LACK OF FAITH’, LEAVES CHRISTIANITY

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Houston, Texas – CNN.com – April 2, 2013 – In a shocking and surprising development, megachurch pastor Joel Osteen has announced he is resigning from his post and leaving the Christian faith.
In a statement released on his website (http://www.joelostenministries.com), which appeared stripped down and bare, he said he has been questioning the faith for a long time. “I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book that has been altered hundreds of times. There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God,” said Osten.
The reaction across the Christian world ranged from shock to grief to anger. “I can’t believe it,” said Jolene McCormack, of Austin, Texas, “he’s the last person I would expect to defect to atheism.”
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In actual news about Osteen -

Joel Osteen dismisses "The Bible" controversy

By Jake Tapper, CNN
Televangelist Joel Osteen is a consultant on the History Channel's series, "The Bible," which has become a runaway success. More than 10 million people watched last week's episode, and nearly 14 million watched the debut. Osteen's friend Mark Burnett produces the show.
Osteen is not surprised by the success.
"There are a lot of people of faith still in our country and when somebody takes a step of faith like Mark and [co-executive producer Roma Downey] did, people want to get behind it and see good quality, you know, production of something that's ... dear to all of our hearts, and that is the scripture and the bible," said Osteen.
Osteen also dismissed the controversy surrounding the actor cast as Satan bearing a resemblance in some people's minds to President Obama.
"I felt like it was nonsense," says Osteen. "People can draw funny conclusions."

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This is a hoax. This is a lie circulated. So all of you who have commented ill of Joel Osteen, please repent. Check out Lakewood church website and know that he is well and still the pastor of Lakewood Church. –search google : lakewoodchurch.com

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GJ - I checked - it is definitely satire - the first word in the headline.


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