Tuesday, June 2, 2015

This Earned a "Can't Stop Laughing" Comment from an Alumnus -
WELS Martin Luther College - Where Gay Is OK
"Call Days Underline the Need for Recruitment"


 Hopeless drunk in college? -
expect a call in WELS.
Lead teachers in spiritual values.

CALL DAYS UNDERLINE THE NEED FOR RECRUITMENT
Call day at Martin Luther College, New Ulm, Minn., saw 86 candidates assigned to their field of ministry. All 2015 graduates available to go anywhere were assigned, but 40 requests for graduates were not able to be filled. A week later at Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary, Mequon, Wis., 32 graduates and about a dozen previous graduates received assignments, but approximately a dozen requests from congregations seeking a graduate were not able to be filled

It's all in fun, all in fun, all in fun,
until graduation day and the outing ceremony.

Michigan Lutheran Seminary is looking for a few good men,
to dress as women.