|Normally an alb will hide one's figure,|
but this one is used as the backup for the large screen
when they show Koine music videos.
|Roused from his nap watching Packer re-runs,|
Martin Luther College Dean Schone rushed to the WELS convention mike.
The delegate's look says, "You wore that?!"
|Some men might look precious in a plaid convent school skirt,|
but that beer gut just ruins the sight lines.
Phone Scott Barefoot for some fashion and diet advice, Jeff.