Do not anger the Big Kahuna. |
One of my sources downloaded this from NSAintercepts.com, but the URL has changed since then. Those spooks are so careful with their information.
Kudu: OK, boss. We will give Ski a big recommendation, that he is 100% for a call anywhere.
Big Kahuna: This will make Insurance-ho happy. He protects his alumni.
Tiny Tim: That's right, Big. We will call Ski as soon as we get the OK. No one wants to accept a call for that position. Hahahahahahahaha.
Kudu: But boss, my parish needs to take over his members and territory, OK? That way we can go multi-campus and make a big splash in the area. Round Rock is loaded with high-end potential members.
Insurance-ho: I am sure that some generous grants will come from this blessed plan. The board wants to do more with our institutions and congregations.
Big Kahuna: Kudu, we have to have a study about the situation, maybe call in an outsider on this, like Will Cell 4 Call. He will make sure we have good results
Kudu: He is a fine man. I am sure he would like to hunt lions in Africa with me.
Tiny Tim: He's a vegan.
Kudu: He can hunt deer with me. They only eat grass and leaves.
Big Kahuna: Great. We are all on the same page. Now let's make sure this does not get out.
Kudu: Boss, it's already a speculation post on you know what.
Big Kahuna: Conversation over. This never happened and nobody was here.
Tiny Tim: GA promise - better than a pinky promise.