Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Do You Affirm the Thrivent Pledge, O Ye of Little Fellowship Principles?


Thrivent says, "All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance. Mark Jeske your time."

I know this snippet will create a sardonic chuckle.


Thrivent farms out the management of its matching donations to YourCause.

YourCause requires, as a condition of receiving matching donations, the following: 


The Den of Thieves



 The Wolf of Wall Street -
just the man Thrivent wants as a speaker.
See below.

LCMS-ELS-WELS
all whore for Thrivent's money,
which comes from their members.
ELCA gets a lot of it, but so does everyone else.