Here Is the Georgia Asphalt Rating of Various People and Entities

 The never-found "declaration of righteousness"
is the rotting heart of UOJ.

Hotter Than Georgia Asphalt for UOJ

1. Halle University and its syphilitic student Martin Stephan
2. CFW Walther and Franz Pieper
3. Herman Otten, Christian News, and living contributors - not Raymond Surburg
4. LutherQuest (sic)
5. Jack Cascione
6. Mordor - the WELS Seminary in Mequon
7. JP Meyer and his recent editor Armin Panning
8. All WELS DPs - especially Jon-Boy Buchholz
9. Mirthless Mark Schroeder
10. David Valleskey
11. Frosty Bivens
12. Anyone Named Wendland
13. Tim Glende, Ski, and the Fox Valley AA Circuit
14. The Little Schoolhouse on the Prairie - Bethany, ELS
15. Pope John (Moldstad) the Malefactor
16. The Walther-Pieper Crime Family and Disciples - Stoeckhardt, Franzmann, etc.
17. Matt the Fatt Harrison
18. Pope Paul (McCain) the Plagiarist
19. The Two Concordia Seminaries
20. Anyone with the Last Name of Preus, Excluding Robert Preus' Justification and Rome
21. Rev. Jay Webber, Online ELCA STM
22. All ELCA Seminaries
23. All Mainline Protestant Denominations
24. Pope Francis and all the New Theology Catholics

Faithfully Teaching Justification by Faith

1. Carl Gausewitz edition of the Small Catechism, without the WELS "improvements" that added so many pages
2. The 1905 German Catechism of the Missouri Synod
3. The current KJV Catechism sold by Concordia Publishing House
4. Dr. Ray Surburg - sainted
5. Bethany Lutheran Church, Springdale, Arkansas
6. Estimate - at least 500 LCMS pastors
7. Faithful Scripture translations - specifically excluding the New NIV
8. The Book of Concord
9. Luther, Melanchthon, Chemnitz
10. Post-Concord theologians - but not those influenced by Pietism, such as Quistorp, et al.

And shall we frivolously despise such power, profit, strength, and fruit-we, especially, who claim to be pastors and preachers? If so, we should not only have nothing given us to eat, but be driven out, being baited with dogs, and pelted with dung, because we not only need all this every day as we need our daily bread, but must also daily use it against the daily and unabated attacks and lurking of the devil, the master of a thousand arts.
Book of Concord, Large Catechism, Introduction, #13.