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| The cool people left before merger, warned LCMS-WELS-ELS, and got beaten like a rented mule for their trouble. |
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| Liz Eaton allowed that 70,000 left - but 105,000 did! How many left the Church Growth of ELCA for the Church Growth of LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC sic? None. Those hothouses of Fuller-Willow Creek are no different. |
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| Dance your hoofs off, ladies, at the Luther Seminary Chapel. Anders' friends whooped and hollered at his performance. |
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| Hey Martha. Lookee here. The ELCA seminaries are shrinking as fast as the LCMS-ELS-WELS-CLC sic mausoleums. But ELDONA is poised for growth. "We have reached critical Mass," Bishop Heiser said hopefully. |
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| Which girl did Thrivent's Mark Jeske hire for his Change or Die! brainwashing conference? |
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| Mirthless Mark Schroeder: "Witte, you can do that conference with ELCA. Just don't let me catch you praying with them." |
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| Aren't the WELS Evan-Jelly-Bellies cute? They took over because they love Church Growth funds, Church Growth dogma, and women's ordination. |
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| Jeske has so much to offer poor, uneducated WELS pastors. Attend his seminars - join ELCA in selective diversity. |
