Tuesday, March 5, 2019

ELCA 2017 Statistics Disaster - 2 Million Lost Since Merger in 1987 - 30 Years of Church Growth! - From 5.3 Million Baptized to 3.4 Million

 The cool people left before merger, warned LCMS-WELS-ELS, and got beaten like a rented mule  for their trouble.


 Liz Eaton allowed that 70,000 left - but 105,000 did!
How many left the Church Growth of ELCA for the Church Growth of LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC sic? None. Those hothouses of Fuller-Willow Creek are no different.
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Dance your hoofs off, ladies, at the Luther Seminary Chapel. Anders' friends whooped and hollered at his performance.

 Hey Martha. Lookee here. The ELCA seminaries are shrinking as fast as the LCMS-ELS-WELS-CLC sic mausoleums. But ELDONA is poised for growth. "We have reached critical Mass," Bishop Heiser said hopefully.
 Which girl did Thrivent's Mark Jeske hire for his Change or Die! brainwashing conference?
 Mirthless Mark Schroeder: "Witte, you can do that conference with ELCA. Just don't let me catch you praying with them."

 Aren't the WELS Evan-Jelly-Bellies cute?
They took over because they love Church Growth funds,
Church Growth dogma, and women's ordination.

Jeske has so much to offer poor, uneducated WELS pastors.
Attend his seminars - join ELCA in selective diversity.