Calvinist News is like one of those children's meals with everything mixed around on the plate, one tasteless mess. |
Yamamoto said after the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1941:
“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”
The opposite is true in Lutherdom, the sleeping pygmy. No matter what is done to insult, afflict, and offend the faithful, everyone praises Holy Mother Synod, gives thanks to God for Holy Mother, and goes back to sleep.
Lutheran discussions on the Internet sound like a group of elderly men dosing off as they sip their Ovaltine. They wake up in time for the next round of meds, which they feed to the Lutheran population.
According to the genius faculty and students at Concordia, Ft. Wayne, Abraham was a Faithian. |