Wednesday, November 8, 2023

One Small Cone for a Man - One Giant Leap for a Sect

 

The special bags keep food colder than a WELS Friendship Sunday service.



Northwestern Publishing House will use a special grant from the Yelloh! Foundation to enable the inclusion of the 

  • Evangelical Heritage Version, 
  • The English Standard Version, and 
  • The Christian Standard Bible translations 
  • The feminista OJ-inventing New NIV
  • in the Service Builder software for the new hymnal. 

The new hymnal has been adopted by approximately 75 percent of WELS congregations which are still alive. Seminarians were trained to hate the KJV decades ago, before the NIV was forced on everyone. 

"Two gifts (of approximately $800,000 and $500,000) have been given to the synod by congregations that have decided to close. The purpose of these gifts is to provide support for ongoing and expanded mission work for the shrinking sect."

"A task force has been formed to carry out a synod resolution calling for a wide-ranging effort to address the shortage of called workers." (A task force - aka committee of drones - will gather to find a way to develop a statement that will leave everyone fired up for action in the future.)

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, WELS, it tolls for thee.