The Faithless Five - ELCA-LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC (sic) - cannot comprehend the Parable of the Good Samaritan because they are functional illiterates. They may plead to others that their Luther Sermons are worn out from constant study, but all they do is circle the drain of their fetid Objective Justification.
The Waltherian Four - LCMS-WELS-ELS-CLC (sic) - boast and bray about their inerrancy of the Bible. Nota bene - the word inerrancy is not in the Bible. Their inerrancy claim is nothing more than a smokescreen. "We hold to the infallible inerrancy of the Scriptures!" they say, laughing up their sleeves. How can anyone deny their purity when they show so much authority? They promote safe sects, which allow them to do whatever they want.
The gaseous Waltherian Four love the worst Bible paraphrase, the fruit of Eugene Nida's Dynamic Equivalence - The NIV. The man and the plan made it possible to invent a New Testament that never existed, always changing, erasing the original text and adding obvious errors.
Has anyone told the Waltherian Four that the traditional Hebrew text of the Old Testament is welded into place by the strictest rules of text scholarship? No? - of course not, because the Jewish scholars maintained that text, which Christians (excluding the Church of Rome) kept pure.
Matt the Fatt and Mirthless Mark Schroeder will soon be gone from their synods, a chance to see how much worse their sects are becoming under the tender, loving care of ELCA.
