Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Every Divorced Pastor Has A Scriptural Divorce - Just Ask WELS


WELS pastors are experts on Scriptural divorces. All the divorced and remarried pastors have Scriptural divorces. In Columbus, three of the six pastors (one a phony) were divorced and remarried, a bit higher than the national average. All of them were Scriptural divorces.

Marvin Schwan, who divorced his first wife and married his employee's wife, also had a Scriptural divorce. His second wife probably had a Scriptural divorce too.

The neat thing about this Scriptural divorce gambit is the attack on the ex-spouse. Someone was anonymously thundering about that in the name of the Eighth Commandment, of course. He was loudly and anonymously accusing the first Mrs. Fleischmann on a public blog. Is she there to defend herself? What about the others involved?

Once a pastor's wife is disposed of, the rest of the brethren are free to slander her at will. I saw that in Columbus and elsewhere. The statistical likelihood of all these pastors being innocent victims?

Rule Number 1 in WELS - homies can do no wrong.

Rule Number 2 in WELS - refer to Rule Number 1.