Sunday, November 30, 2008

Another Children's Sermon from WELS



Harley Davidson - Our theme for today's WELS sermon.


WELS Pastor Scott Oelhafen, the author of this...uh....the author.


I Am so Glad that Jesus Rode a 'Hog'

A sermon by Pastor Scott Oelhafen

August 31/September 1, 2003 - Pentecost 12

Text: Luke 8: 26-39
(Posted but no longer available on the congregation's website--Trinity, Waukesha)

[GJ - That particular Sunday marked the 100th anniverary of Harley Davidson. Few ministers can manage a product tie-in so deftly. I hope the Harley Davidson folks preserved this commercial message on their website.]

1. He proved His heavenly horsepower
2. He promoted His heavenly mission
(Special thanks to Trinity member Greg Heichelbeck for parking his Harley Davidson motorcycle in front of our church for this sermon and for loaning me his Harley merchandise for this service).

Dear friends of Jesus,
They came this past week all dressed up and places to go. Did you see them? They came motoring across the country, state, and city, revving their engines. Undoubtedly, you heard them. From the city streets, to the parking lots and even in the hallways, their mommas were proud of them. It was truly a sight to behold. Of course you, know what I´m talking about. School started this past week and students, staff, and parents returned to the classroom. Okay -- that´s not what I´m referring to. Unless, you´ve been sequestered in a cabin in the Northwoods for the past few months, you´ll know that Metro-Milwaukee has welcomed more than an estimated half-a-million Harley-Davidson motorcycle enthusiasts. With their world headquarters here in Milwaukee, Harley-Davidson is celebrating its 100th birthday. It´s a popular motorcycle company holding 46% of the sales in North America.

We have a number of Trinity members that are associated with Harley. If you talk with them, they´ll tell you why someone wants to buy a Harley. They´ll tell you that when a customer is buying a Harley, he or she is buying an image first and a motorcycle second. So what´s the image of Harley-Davidson? Most people get their image from the movies like The Wild One in 1953 or Easy Rider in 1969. Harley riders are pictured as big, tough, rebels without a cause. But, remember these words, your mom probably first spoke to you: “don´t always judge a book by it´s cover.’ Some years ago a young, single school teacher decided to travel across America to see the sights she had taught about. Traveling alone in a truck and a camper in tow, she found herself on Interstate 5, near Sacramento, California. In rush-hour traffic, wouldn´t you know it, her water pump blew. She was tired and scared. In spite of the traffic jam, no one seemed interested in helping her. Leaning up against her trailer, she finally prayed, and this was her prayer: “Please God, send me an angel .. preferably one with mechanical experience.’ Four minutes later, a huge Harley drove up, ridden by an enormous man, sporting long black hair, a beard and multiple tattoos. With an incredible air of confidence, he jumped off his Harley, barely glanced at the young woman, and went to work on the truck. Within another few minutes, he flagged down a large truck, attached the tow chain to frame of the disabled truck. He whisked the truck off the freeway to a side street where he continued to work on the truck. The intimidated teacher was too overwhelmed to speak -- especially, when she read the paralyzing words off his leather jacket – “Hell´s Angels, California.’ Yes, God had sent her an angel she wasn´t expecting. As he finished the repair, she finally got up the courage to say: “Thanks so much.’ Noticing her fear, he looked right in her eyes and simply said: “Don´t always judge a book by it´s (sic) cover. You may not know who you´re talking to.’ And with that, he smiled, closed the hood of her truck, and straddled his Harley. He was gone as quickly as he appeared. “Don´t judge a book by it´s cover.’ Good advice – especially when it comes to the greatest person in history – Jesus Christ. Most people who saw Jesus weren´t impressed by Him. Jesus didn´t have the kind of education or degrees that would´ve attracted attention. He didn´t come from a prominent family – just the adopted son of a carpenter from an unknown hick-town known as Nazareth. Isaiah told us ahead of time in his prophesy concerning Jesus Christ: He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him (Isaiah 53:3). Most people would call Jesus the original “rebel without a cause.’ He certainly didn´t fit in to what most people were expecting in a Savior. Sadly, most people of His day dismissed Jesus as unimportant and irrelevant (like many do today). Jesus didn´t fit in to their lifestyle and His Word didn´t appeal to their way of thinking. So they wrote Jesus off. In doing so, they missed out on a God-centered purpose for life now, and an eternity with God in the future. Let´s not make the same mistake. You probably know the nickname for Harley-Davidson motorcycles, don´t you? They´re known as hogs. If you could see the divine Jesus walking among us, I´d like to think that that Jesus could identify with us as human beings. And I´ll bet that even Jesus would ride a Harley this weekend. I don´t know He´d choose a Harley model like Low-rider, Fat Boy, or Heritage. But, as our sermon text will show us, I Am So Glad that Jesus Rode a Hog. In the Biblical account of demon-possession, we´ll hear again how Jesus rode those demon-possessed hogs or pigs, right out of town. But, Jesus did this for good reasons. Jesus Rode Those Hogs to prove His divine horsepower. And Jesus Rode Those Hogs to promote His heavenly mission.

I find it very interesting, and maybe you do too, that of all the places to go in the United States, Milwaukee, Wisconsin has been chosen by Harley-Davidson riders as they (sic) place to be. It´s a place by a lake. Listen to another gathering by another lake, albeit a smaller one, that´s recorded for the ages for us to visit time and time again. Listen as our sermon reading begins: 26 They sailed to the region of the Gerasenes,[2] which is across the lake from Galilee. 27 When Jesus stepped ashore, he was met by a demon-possessed man from the town. For a long time this man had not worn clothes or lived in a house, but had lived in the tombs. 28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "What do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, don't torture me!" 29 For Jesus had commanded the evil[3] spirit to come out of the man. Many times it had seized him, and though he was chained hand and foot and kept under guard, he had broken his chains and had been driven by the demon into solitary places. Demon possession still attracts a lot of curious fans, especially in college or around Halloween. Just look at the movies that will be advertised in the coming few weeks. Most people just laugh demon possession off as a Steven Spielberg movie trick or pure science fiction. But, our sermon reading shows us that demon possession is fact, and happens more than we realize. The Bible tells us that there´s a spiritual world behind what we can see (and beyond what news agencies report on), and both angels and demons are locked in a spiritual battle (thank God the book of Revelation tells us that the good angels triumph as do all Christian believers). Think about how horrible demon possession would be: to be controlled by a will not your own. The man of our reading had been demon possessed for some time, away from his family, living among tombs. Actually this Biblical account is recorded in 3 of the 4 Gospel writers. The Gospel writer Mark tells us that the demon would make the man cut himself and cry out at night. What suffering! Listen to what happened next: 30Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" 31"Legion," he replied, because many demons had gone into him. And they begged him repeatedly not to order them to go into the Abyss. Notice how many demons were in this man. A Roman legion of soldiers numbered between 3000-6000. Incredible – a good-size city (3000-6000) of demons were controlling this man. How horrible, and hopeless! But, one more powerful than Legion had come to this place by a lake and the demons had to acknowledge him. Notice the demons knew who Jesus was: the Son of the Most High God. Though many are quick to dismiss Jesus, even these demons had to admit His identity and bow at his feet. And they knew that Jesus hadn´t come to save them but to judge them. For Jesus had come to do battle with them and they only could retreat. When demons are faced with Jesus – they always lose. Listen to what happened next. 32A large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside. The demons begged Jesus to let them go into them, and he gave them permission. 33 When the demons came out of the man, they went into the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and was drowned. To prove that Jesus has all power of heaven and earth at His disposal, and to prove His horsepower as the Savior, Jesus Rode Those Hogs right out of town. For demons are always destructive.

So let me ask you, can you relate to this account of Jesus? I doubt that many here have been in the presence of the demon: Legion. But, each of us has demons that we have to reckon with. Some of us have to daily face the demons of addiction – maybe it´s the demons of drugs, alcohol, pornography, gossip, or materialism (the quest for more and more). Maybe you just can´t stop. Others have to struggle with the demon of death, that makes you feel all alone because your spouse or parent has died and you may feel abandoned. Still others have to face demons of fear, disease, or divorce. We feel trapped and don´t have a ghost of a chance to escape on our own. We can find help only when we begin to realize that we were born as rebels without a cause, rebelling against our creator in what we say, think, and do and deserve nothing but eternal punishment. Yet, remember the Savior´s presence and His words: Come to me all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28). Jesus took our demons, sins, and shame to the cross where He paid the ultimate price – His sufferings and death. Better than a car repair, He paid our way into heaven. And He walked out of the tomb to free us from the ultimate demon of death. Now, He invites us to come to Him and He will give us exactly what we need. Sometimes Jesus chooses to remove those demons with continued prayer, Bible study, and angels of all shapes and sizes who will help us. Sometimes, He chooses to let these demons remain – but always providing His almighty presence, peace, and power. Remember, Jesus Rode a Hog to prove His heavenly horsepower.

But, Jesus also rode that Hog to promote His heavenly mission. Jesus just did what no one else could do. He healed a man who was demon possessed. But, listen to two very different responses to Jesus´ saving activity as our sermon text concludes: 34 When those tending the pigs saw what had happened, they ran off and reported this in the town and countryside, 35 and the people went out to see what had happened. When they came to Jesus, they found the man from whom the demons had gone out, sitting at Jesus' feet, dressed and in his right mind; and they were afraid. 36 Those who had seen it told the people how the demon-possessed man had been cured. 37 Then all the people of the region of the Gerasenes asked Jesus to leave them, because they were overcome with fear. So he got into the boat and left. 38 The man from whom the demons had gone out begged to go with him, but Jesus sent him away, saying, 39 "Return home and tell how much God has done for you." So the man went away and told all over town how much Jesus had done for him. Can you imagine the crowd shuffling Jesus out of town, after all the good He had done? That´s what happens when people are inconvenienced by Jesus and His Word for our lives. Even though they know the truth, they don´t want what Jesus has come to bring: a new life, a new change from being selfish to being self-less, a change from following sin to following the Savior. And this reaction is the scariest part of our reading – people can actually reject Jesus. You and I can reject Jesus. And Jesus doesn´t force Himself on anyone and He does leave if He´s continually rejected. The second reaction was more amazing and had a happy ending. Jesus had come to be the Savior of the World. That demon possessed man knew it and wanted to tell others. Here we have an unusual witness but one that we can relate to. Jesus gives us the same command: start at home, and let´s talk with our families, friends, and neighbors how Jesus has freed us from Satan´s grip for a life of love and concern for others. There´s no better purpose in life. We too can promote Jesus´ heavenly mission as the Savior of the World. And we can do that today by our encouragement to others, by our invitations, by our offerings and prayers. There just might be someone we know who can be freed from their personal demons if we connect them with Jesus.

Yesterday, I took my family to the Waukesha Expo Center and waterfront by Lake Michigan to see the gathering of Harleys by Lake Michigan. It was amazing to see the chrome bikes, the black leather clothes, and the black and orange t-shirts. But, I guess I was most surprised by the vintage tattoos. I wonder what would happen if I came home with a tattoo to my wife Christine. Do you think she´d like it? The only thing I´d have to wonder about is the pain of removing that tattoo :). But, think about it: you get a tattoo to always remember. Do you realize that each of us are tattooed to God´s hands by virtue of our baptism? We´re tattooed into God´s family, which is even better than being a part of the Harley family. Isaiah tells us in the Bible that God has engraved you on the palms of His hands (Isaiah 49:16). God can always see us and see a way for us to be rescued from our earthly and more important eternal problems. So the next time you see a Harley, I pray you´ll remember: Even Jesus Rode a Hog, to prove His Horsepower and promote His heavenly mission. Amen.

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GJ - The apple does not fall far from the tree. Wally Oelhafen was in charge of the Michigan District Mission Board, and he loved, loved, loved the Church Growth Movement. Wally only got angry when the CGM was criticized.

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I'm speechless, this is the worst example of preaching I've seen to date. You know the definition of a synod is supposed to be people walking together in common support of the Gospel, but I think WEL"S" is now composed of different elements going in different directions. Sorry, as an Orthodox Lutheran I cannot walk in harmony with this CG/Church and Change bilge!

The First Sunday in Advent


Midweek Advent service this Wednesday, 7 PM, Phoenix time.



Hummingbird by Norma Boeckler



The First Sunday in Advent

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship

Bethany Lutheran Worship, 8 AM Phoenix Time

The Hymn # 609 Wachet auf
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual Romans 13:11-14
The Gospel Matthew 21:1-9
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn # 68 St. Thomas

The Advent of Our King

The Hymn #310 St. Michael
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #361 St. Agnes


KJV Romans 13:11 And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. 12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light. 13 Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying. 14 But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.

KJV Matthew 21:1 And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples, 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. 3 And if any man say ought unto you, ye shall say, The Lord hath need of them; and straightway he will send them. 4 All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, 5 Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass. 6 And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them, 7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon. 8 And a very great multitude spread their garments in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and strawed them in the way. 9 And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the Son of David: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest.

First Sunday In Advent (Veit Dietrich, Reformation Leader)
Lord God, heavenly Father, we thank Thee, we bless and praise Thee forever, that Thou didst send Thy Son to rule over us poor sinners, who for our transgressions did justly deserve to remain in the bondage of sin and Satan, and didst give us in Him a meek and righteous King, who by His death became our Savior from sin and eternal death: We beseech Thee so to enlighten, govern and direct us by Thy Holy Spirit, that we may ever remain faithful to this righteous King and Savior, and not, after the manner of the world, be offended with His humble form and despised word, but, firmly believing in Him, obtain eternal salvation; through the same, Thy beloved Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

The Advent of Our King
We have Palm Sunday twice a year. The normal time is one week before Easter. This is the other observation of Jesus entering Jerusalem in triumph.

Jesus’ entry into Jerusalem was clearly an announcement of His Messianic reign. He had the disciples make preparations for it. “The Lord has need of it.” He entered as a king, something lost on our present day readers. He was the Son of David, claiming His throne.
The crowds saw it and praised God.
Even the babes praised God.

Baptists tell me that infants have no faith. First, they have to ignore a newborn’s faith in his own parents. I have seen this many times in baptizing babies. The baby looks at me, a stranger, and howls in fear. The startled look is comical from my viewpoint. When he sees and feels his mother again, he quiets down and relaxes at once. I asked one girl teetering on the brink of agreeing with Baptists, “You have seen this happen many times. The baby has faith in its mother, as a newborn?…And yet cannot have faith in God?”

More significantly, the Bible teaches us that babies have faith.

KJV Matthew 21:16 And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?

When these matters are turned around, the confusion creates chaos in thinking.

As I have said many times before, the New Testament continues the Old Testament teaching of the Means of Grace. God has appointed the Word in visible and invisible forms to convey Christ to us.

The Gospel lesson illustrates the difference between the Scriptures and man’s opinion. Man’s opinion has us seeking God, going to Him, and using our wisdom to make a decision.

The Word of God tells us that Christ comes to us. God has appointed instruments (means) to bring Jesus to us and to keep us in the faith. Those who repeatedly despise the Means of Grace harden themselves against the Gospel and lose the benefits so freely given.

These instruments are called Means of Grace because God gives us His grace in this way and only in this way.

It is easy to see how one confusion leads to another. Non-Lutherans are taught to seek comfort in the visible church (the Roman Catholic Church and now more recently the Eastern Orthodox Church). They supposedly know they are right because these institutions have always been there. It’s like being accepted at Harvard rather than Yale, because Yale represented a conservative reaction to Harvard.

Non-Lutheran Protestants are often taught that prayer is an instrument of grace, the only Means of Grace. That gets them very anxious. How do they receive this grace? They must pray, but how much is enough? What kind of prayer is correct? What should they feel? It is easy to take these people and make them pray in tongues. When that is enough, they are told they can get gold fillings (free) while praying and hear about the dead being raised in local funeral parlors.
Gold fillings and mortuary miracles seem crazy but they are recent claims with plenty of devoted followers.

This makes Lutherans sound anti-prayer, but it is a matter of emphasis. Prayer is the fruit of faith. We can see that in the Bible where prayer is urged after stating once again the Promises of God. The Word creates faith through these Gospel Promises and urges the fruit of faith as the fruit of the Spirit.

But first Christ comes to us through the Word. There we learn all God has done in the past, most importantly - redeeming the world through Christ’s crucifixion. This redemption means the price has been paid for our sins. The Gospel Promises of forgiveness and eternal life create faith and sustain faith.

We doubt and our faith gets wobbly. The Gospel Promises attack doubt at the root – our human reason, experience, and emotions. The wonderful thing about babies is they lack adult reason and experience. They hear the Word at baptism and believe. Loving parents nurture that faith with Biblical training. Everything a child does, even soiling his diaper, is glorifying God, because everything done in faith glorifies God.

It is odd how often Roman Catholic errors get reproduced by Protestants. For instance, we often hear about monks praying for hours, whipping themselves, and making a point of their suffering. Some Protestants do many of the same things, carrying on as publicly as possible, emphasizing their own sanctification, not Christ, who sanctifies us with His Word.

When we try to figure out our lives, the Word shows us that the tangled ball of yarn we live with makes sense according to God’s purpose. I recall when the actor who played Superman was asked about his accident, causing him paralysis and ultimately death, he said, “No, there is no purpose. Things happen randomly.” On the other hand, a believer knows that God’s gracious purpose may seem mysterious at the moment but is not to be questioned. God has the power and uses the power to turn evil into good.

We say Means of Grace, because God always displays His grace rather than demanding our worthiness. In a world of earning everything, the Gospel tells us that Christ has earned this forgiveness for us. The price has been paid, so this redemptive and forgiving message comes to us through the Word, creating and strengthening faith, which receives the grace offered.

Faith is another word for trust, not another word for virtue. Trust comes from the Holy Spirit working through the Word. We experience that trust dramatically when we sing hymns by Gerhard. The Scriptural words, which were forged in times of great personal hardship, are the sweetest comfort for people suffering. And they are lessons to learn for the future when times of trial arrive. If we look closely at the child-like words of faith, they reflect times of great agony that purified his faith.

So the Means of Grace keep producing the nine-fold fruits of the Spirit. But what is the message of these Means?

The message is forgiveness of sin. We are so weak and fallible that we continue as constant reminders of the Old Adam in each one of us. Knowing that God’s grace comes to us in the Word, as forgiven sinners, we strive to be as forgiving as God.

Children all know that the petition – Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive the trespasses of others – is impossible. We think of children as being forgiving, far more so than adults, who get even 50 times for the same slight. But children know they harbor the same feelings. Children are great psychologists, a trait lost immediately upon becoming adults.

The fruit of the Spirit is always going to include forgiveness toward others, patience, and kindness.

When we hear the Word of God and receive Holy Communion, Christ comes to us and we appear before His throne. He knows each and every one of us by name. That is not a small matter.

I just created a family calendar at Lulu. One of my favorite pictures is the whole clan with Yakov Smirnoff. I was looking at that, and I thought, “He was in major motion pictures. He was on TV. He appeared with President Reagan. This is a big deal. And there he is signing our t-shirts.”

That is a very small matter compared to being with Christ, who gives us constant blessings through the Gospel. He did this so our “joy would be complete,” in other words, so our lives would not be like that of others who do not believe.

People often worry, “What about those who do not believe?” Many have turned around the whole picture and have made this man’s problem rather than God’s. It is all up to us, they claim. One traveling phony asked, “How are we going to reach America with the Gospel in 2007?” Of course, he had a product to sell.

When my work changed over to teaching, I learned how often someone has the opportunity to teach the Word, without looking for opportunities. They are abundant. I was asked to teach “Mythology,” a class which offended many Christians. One of the topics was the Flood Myth. So I had a chance to say I thought the Genesis Flood was historically true, that God created through the Word. Naturally one student was especially furious and gave a presentation on the myth of evolution. Every believer in the class was encouraged by the Word and non-believers were challenged in some small way.

My most astonishing class included giving away Christian doctrine books to Mormons who asked for them. I did that without a synodical grant or a mission/vision statement. These things happen all the time, with variations according to what is appropriate.

God provides, so man does not have to force the issue. He has been doing a great job managing things, without my input, so I am going to let Him continue.

Here is one last area of the Word at work. It should never be overlooked or diminished in any way. Parents of children have the greatest possible opportunity for influencing generations to come. No audience is more receptive than one’s children. They adore and trust their parents. In the teen years they test whether those lessons are really valid for all time or just for little children. When children grow up and become parents, they have the chance to repeat the same process.