Baby Blue Eyes will cry if Holy Mother Synod is criticized.
Ichabodians know that the Chicaneries never tell the truth - they even deny belonging to Church and Change. Their hearts and minds are wrapped around Fuller, Willow Creek, Granger, Stetzer, NorthPoint, Exponential, Trinity Deerfield, and Leonard Sweet, but "they are not Changers." Ask Vicar Gurgle, whose dad at Mequon posted a Chicanery diatribe on the Church and Change listserve.
Ask Kudu Don Patterson, who led a Bible study of sorts at a Church and Chicanery conference.
The Baby Blue Eyes are a different breed, easily exploited by the Shrinkers. Holy Mother WELS can do no wrong, so there must be something terribly evil about anyone who suggests otherwise.
All the false teachers are "nice guys." How could a classmate be wrong about anything?
Worse, they are relatives. Blood is thicker than doctrine in all denominations. For instance, I wondered how Pope John the Malefactor (Little Sect on the Prairie) could stay in office. Then I read that someone named Moldstad helped found the ELS. Case closed.
Officially entered into Ichaslang.
