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In 1977, certain WELS leaders declared war on Lutheran doctrine with the publication of TELL. Thirty-two years later, the same liars are pretending nothing has happened. Unfortunately for them, their boasting and preening is all over the Internet and on TV. They can shred reputations while crying Eighth Commandment and Matthew 18, but they cannot make all the Shrinker articles in FIC (nee Northwestern Lutheran) go away. They cannot make the Evangelism notebooks disappear.

The Shrinkers used to be crypto-Growthers. But the Emerging Church types like Ski, Doebler, Gunn, and Hunter cannot stop blabbing about the Enthusiasts they love, follow, adore, and emulate. They twitter and tweet and run off to the next conference. Bishop Katie cannot help raving about all the WELS guys at the Andy Stanley Babtist Cheerleader Academy, and Ski has to blog about it - with photos!

"Sir, there is no evidence. I erased the link."

"Fool! A doctor of divinity kept the link and Ichabod posted everything. Someone even downloaded all your photos. From now on, we poop and scoot. No evidence left."

"Yes, Don."

"Yes, Don, SIR!"

"Sir, yes, SIR!"