Friday, January 1, 2010

We Are Dealing With That Issue




Management by Objective - Ours

This is how apostate synods deal with problems:

  • That never happened.
  • I never heard that.
  • Do you have proof?
  • Who told you?
  • No synod is perfect. If you find one, join it. And then it will no longer be perfect.
  • Did you sit down with him and tell him his sin? You are the one violating the Word of God!
  • We don't worship Luther.
  • The Book of Concord is out of date. It's not the Bible.
  • Do you know who my father is?
  • We are dealing with it, but we have to keep it confidential. You understand, Fred? (Picks up the phone later. "Hey Bob. Fred was in my office. What have you got on him?")
  • I know Greek. Do you?