Sunday, May 9, 2010

Forget All the Emerging Church Nonsense - This Is the Really Real Deal - A Sense of Urgency You Can Feel!



"Sunday's Coming" Movie Trailer from North Point Media on Vimeo.



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Rev. Fr. Spencer has left a new comment on your post "Forget All the Emerging Church Nonsense - This Is ...":

OK, I get it.

The CORE, et al, just got slammed, very hard!

I especially like the "Ski-clone" leading the songs.

Even an idiot - er, heretic, aka "Church & Change" moron - can understand he/she/it has just been made great fun of.

Someone please send it to Glende!

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GJ - I saw Northpoint in the title and I thought it was serious. This is a perfect satire. Do the Doctrinal Pussycats realize they have been snookered by the con artists of Drive/Northpoint, Willow Creek, Fuller, Granger, Groeschel, et al? It proves that playing dumb long enough will freeze the brain into permanent doctrinal dumnity.

As Luther said, "They will not give Christ a dollar, so Satan takes $10 from them."



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Where have all the Schwan bucks gone?
Long time passing,
Where have all the Schwan bucks gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the Schwan bucks gone?
Church Growth spent them every one.
When will WELS ever learn?
When will WELS ever learn?

Where has all the Church Growth gone?
Long time passing,
Where has all the Church Growth gone?
Long time ago,
Where has all the Church Growth gone?
Gone to lawsuits every one.
When will WELS ever learn?
When will WELS ever learn?

Where have all the lawsuits gone?
Long time passing,
Where have all the lawsuits gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the lawsuits gone?
Gone like MilCraft every one.
When will WELS ever learn?
When will WELS ever learn?

Where did MilCraft fortunes go?
Long time passing,
Where did MilCraft fortunes go?
Long time ago,
Where did MilCraft fortunes go?
Gone to Gurgels every one.
When will WELS ever learn?
When will WELS ever learn?

Where have all the Gurgels gone?
Long time passing,
Where have all the Gurgels gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the Gurgels gone?
Gone for Schwan bucks every one.
When will WELS ever learn?
When will WELS ever learn?

Commie Pete Seeger's inferior version.