Monday, October 25, 2010

Will Tim Glende's Fake-O-Bod Denounce Katy Perry's Hindu Wedding?


My prophetic Photoshop showed WELS Pastor Tim Glende in India with apostate Katy Perry - 
a former Gospel singer.


Perry has married her British potty-mouth boyfriend in India - of all places!

She began her career as a Gospel singer, but insisted on a Christian friend performing the rites in a Hindu ceremony. Where is the angry post about unionism and syncretism, Tim? You were once so close to Katy. How can you let this pass without a comment?

Where have you gone, Ski and Tim Glende
A synod turns its longing eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Ski and Tim Glende
Kissin' Kate has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey).

WELS Conference of Pussycats Finds FICKLE Expensive and Hardly Read



The kid has no teeth, but he has a caffeine-sugar buzz going from dawn to sundown.


I was trolling the Net and found The Lutheran article about the first woman ordained, below.

The Lutheran was the name of the independent, conservative magazine among the Muhlenberg Lutherans, long ago. When publications were merged, they took the name of the better magazine rather than the synodical publication.

Two doctrinal issues in the old days were unionism and revivalism. Imagine that. I am so glad WELS, Missouri, and the Little Sect are not tainted by either one today. The conflict brought out the confessional side of that tradition and many fine theologians, still worth reading today, published in support of Luther's doctrine and the Book of Concord.

The WELS Conference of Pussycats realize that their sick, slick, synodical magazine, FICKLE*, is expensive and seldom read. Only 10% of the members receive it. My intuition tells me the FICKLE staff will be lined up against the wall, the next time a budget cuts are announced.

However, Change and Church has insisted on a full employment guarantee from the leaders. No Changer will ever by unemployed for more than ten minutes.


*FIC with a Lutheran subtitle = FICKLE. The content is the same, even though the packaging has changed somewhat.

The Lutheran - : First ordained woman says, 'Never underestimate the persistence of God'



 The Lutheran - : First ordained woman says, 'Never underestimate the persistence of God'




Still serving after all these years ...



First ordained woman says, 'Never underestimate the persistence of God'

For nearly 45 years, Elizabeth A. Platz has served at the University of Maryland, College Park, quietly influencing generations of Lutheran students to remain active in the church and serve others. Former students speak highly of Platz's influence on them, her dedication to the church and some wonderful home-cooked meals she serves to hungry collegians.
In 1970 the former Lutheran Church in America ordained Platz at the university's Memorial Chapel. The first woman ordained a Lutheran pastor in North America, Platz has served her entire ministry as UM Lutheran campus pastor. On Nov. 22, the ELCA marks the 40th anniversary of her ordination.
Before her ordination, she was assistant Lutheran chaplain at the university. Looking back, Platz, a native of Pittsburgh, said she couldn't have imagined becoming ordained. "I came to it slowly," she said. "Never underestimate the persistence of God."
Platz attended the Lutheran Seminary at Gettysburg for a bachelor of theology degree, thinking she would teach or serve as a Christian educator.
Elizabeth A. Platz
Elizabeth A. Platz
What finally nudged her to candidacy for ordination was the call to serve as a "steward of the Holy Mysteries," or communion. "The pastor is an instrument," she said. "The pastor's 'I-ness' is to be put aside ... for the total focus is on the altar and the cross."

Forty years later, she is still overwhelmed when the communion liturgy begins. Preaching and presiding remain her calling.

Others see it too

"What she brings to the church is the notion of church leadership as servanthood — both a servant of the gospel and the people of the church," said Richard H. Graham, bishop of the Metropolitan Washington, D.C., Synod, and her longtime friend.

One of the qualities that Veronica Weber, Middletown, Md., remembers is Platz's hospitality. "One of the wonderful things was how she opened up her home to us," Weber said. "She cooked wonderful meals for us."

And every spring, Platz blesses and sends the Lutheran students to the next stage of their lives by presenting each with a card containing a personalized message. "I still have mine," said Weber, one of 10 former students who have studied to become pastors during Platz's tenure.

Nick Asendorf, who was president of the Lutheran Student Association at Maryland last year, said it's the passion Platz brings to her calling, her love for the students and her calm demeanor that are among her finest qualities. "Countless times she tells us it's the students who make her job worthwhile," he said.

Platz was married in 1988 to Wofford K. Smith, an Episcopal Churchpastor, who died less than two years later from cancer. She remained at Maryland in part because of the energy she gets from interacting with students. "My congregation keeps changing. To be able to be with young people and watch them change over four years and mature—it's exciting," said Platz, adding that one of her most important roles is to see to it that when they leave "they are engaged and active Lutherans."

At age 69, Platz is pondering the transition to her next phase of life, which will likely come in the next year or two.

What will she do? "I was saying to my niece, 'This is a big question for me. I am what I do. The church always has something for you to do,' " she said.
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GJ - WELS did this the easy way. First, a bunch of pastors published papers saying there was nothing in the Bible against women's ordination. Second, Brug endorsed the same opinion in The Popes Speak (aka Wisconsin Lutheran Quarterly).  Third, WELS began calling Mary Lou Correctional  their School of Ministry. Fourth, WELS began establishing women as pastors without calling them pastors, since "everyone is a minister." Fifth, to protect their feminist beachhead, Church and Change created additional parachurch organizations and a national feminazi conference endorsed by the SP.