Ichabod Given Advanced Status at University

The University of Phoenix selected me for a program where only a few faculty were allowed to participate. Academic supervisors had to nominate faculty for the program. Each professor had to complete an intensive four-week program to qualify for the status. I finished the program and was given the title Certified Advanced Facilitator.

I will be allowed to participate in a forum limited to those who have also completed the  same requirements. Fortunately, there were no dangerous initiation rites required...or even expected.