Three Years after This Post - The Jelly-Tele-Tubbies Are Prospering

John Parlow, Mark Jeske, Paul Calvin Kelm, and Kudu Don Patterson form the Gang of Four, known as the Jelly-Tele-Tubbies.
One DP said, "Talking to these guys is like trying to nail jelly to the wall."

They have group lovies at Church and Change board meetings, Church and Change conferences, Church and Change pilgrimages to learn from Babtist Stetzer, Babtist Stanley, Methodist Groeschel, Methodist Sweet, and the patriarchs of Church Shrinkage - Kent Hunter and Waldo Werning.

The Jelly-Tele-Tubbies never admit their real doctrinal standards (none) and act offended if anyone questions their Lutheranity. However, they have devoted their careers to erasing all influences of Luther, the Confessions, and the orthodox Christian faith.

In addition, they live from synod, Thrivent, and foundation grants. Pretending to be great successes, they are really liabilities in every sense of the word.

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Judge not lest ye be judged.

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GJ - Luther wrote that false teachers are the surest sign of God's wrath. God allows false teachers to smite and flail those believers who were too timid to argue for sound doctrine.

The Wisconsin pastors and Doctrinal Pussycats knew 20 years ago that the Shrinkers ran the synod. The Love Shack only needed to make the DPs cower. The DPs intimidated the parish pastors into silence and cooperation. Like their Missouri counterparts, the WELS DPs were "helpless" to deal with adulterous and false-teaching clergy (often the same thing) - but full of the Spirit and God's righteous wrath whenever some poor bloke dared to question a syllable from The Love Shack.

Slick Brenner predicted this for WELS while the Shrinkers mocked him for being a traditional Lutheran. They called him a "legalist."

The Savior warned believers to judge between sound and Satanic doctrine, to avoid evil. He did not say, "Think not," or "Discern not," or "Study the Word not."

PS - Where are they now, after three years, under the stern discipline of SP Mark Schroeder?

1. John Parlow has received a huge grant from Thrivent and hired Mark (P-Boy) Freier as a consultant!
2. Mark and Avoid Jeske has been upgraded to LCMS-WELS and serves on the board of Thrivent.
3. Paul Calvin Kelm got a job at The Love Shack, was unemployed for several minutes, and received two calls at once, landing at Wisconsin Lutheran College...again. Now he is head of Leadership and runs Church and Change conferences from WLC - like the one this month.
4. Dom Perignon Patterson upgraded his status to District Pope, giving hope to those who hope his alcohol soaked men's and women's retreats will spread quickly through the district and synod, as if that were a new frontier. Ask any DP or Mequon professor.

Patterson replaces a DP who actually spoke against the NNIV  - at the convention!
Does anyone think Patterson opposes the NNIV?
In the background - Deputy Doug was re-elected - to punish his district for tolerating his poor leadership.
Glende's plagiarism has been commended and approved by Deputy Doug.