WELS officials, always eager to make an extra dime with the Gospel, agreed to let Mark Jeske name the "Early Childhood Learning Center" - aka the Diaper Changing School.
Jeske reckoned he could start the children early while promoting his ELCA-LCMS-WELS program, also called Change or Die! and funded even more conveniently by Thrivent.
Jeske crowed, "We are beginning to see a seamless transition between birth, endless child-care, and loyal devotion to my media."
As most people realize, Time of Grace is designed for people with no ability to concentrate. It was test-marketed on ferrets and tweakers, who simply stared at Jeske moving from chancel to office to chancel to office, listening without comprehension or edification.
His PR director, Mark Schroeder, cheerfully called it "Valium for the soul."
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| Hochmuth-proof doors in the restrooms at Change or Die! Learning Center. |
