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A Pastor Explains Why He Quit Going to Sporting Events

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1. The coach never came to visit me.

2. Every time I went, they asked for money.

3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.

4. The seats were very hard.

5. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with.

6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!

7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.

8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.

9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.

10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.

11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.

12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

13. The game was always the same and they followed the same rules every time.

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• 12 Reasons Why I QUIT Attending SPORTS Events
  
  1. The coach never came to visit me.
  2. Every time I went, they asked me for money.
  3. The people sitting in my row didn't seem very friendly.
  4. The seats were very hard.
  5. The referees made a decision I didn't agree with.
  6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!
  7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
  8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
  9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
  10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
  11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
  12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

  
  

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  Here is someone explaining she got the post above from somewhere else. In fact, it is about 20 years old.

  
  

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  Another place this is posted - http://www.vicarofbolingbrook.net/12-reasons-why-a-pastor-quit-attending-sports-events/

  
  

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  More honesty! - http://counterculture.bangordailynews.com/782/12-reasons-i-dont-go-to-sporting-events-anymore/

  
  

  I found the “12 reasons” online, and adapted them into this blog post. Source: unknown. Feel free to share.

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  GJ - Oh Paul, you are so clever and creative. How much work is involved in:
  Control A
  Control C
  Control V?
  
  And then, although you never allow critical remarks to come through, you let people flatter you for your plagiarism?
  
  And you are an editor at Concordia Publishing House, LCMS?
  
  And your boss with the fake drive-by doctorate approves of your behavior?
  
  What about SP Harrison?
  
  Lest we forget - McCain participated in Tim Glende's fake Ichabod blog.
  
  

  

  Tim Glende on the extreme left,
  singing the classic hymn
  "I pulled my coat tight
  against the calling crowd."