The Glory Has Departed

Lutheran book boxes sent to three African seminaries -
a third one has been sent now.

Norma Boeckler, Artist-in-Residence

The Lutheran Library Publishing Ministry

Bethany Lutheran Worship on
Ustream - Sunday, 10 AM Central Daylight Time.
Wednesdays Romans 1-5 in Greek
7 PM CDT

Saved worship files and Greek lessons are at the live worship link.

email: greg.jackson.edlp@gmail.com,
which works as gregjacksonedlp@gmail.com too.

Luther's Sermons, Lenker Series
Book of Concord Selections
Martin Chemnitz Press Books

Norma A. Boeckler Author's Page

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson's Author's Page
WWG1WGA

I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men; For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty. For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour; Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth. 1 Timothy 2:1-4


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

WELS Election Ballot Guide Revealed

Who leaked this to Ichabod? We shut down the Internet to prevent this!

This election guide for WELS elections was kept simple because everyone is not only elected by the delegates but appointed by the Holy Spirit and thereby infallible, as Holy Mother Rome also teaches.

WELS Election Guide - Do Not Release to Outside Media or a Certain Blog

Is the candidate related to a District President or Sausage Factory professor? Vote yes. Check the WELS family tree link disclosed in a separate, secure email.

Has the candidate worked for Mark Jeske or kissed up to him? Vote yes.

Has the candidate participated in Church and Change and its affiliates? Vote yes.

Was the candidate ever on the board of Church and Change, whether overtly or covertly? Vote YES!

Has the candidate ever agreed with a post on the Intrepid Lutherans, Ichabod, Shattered Pulpit, Bailing Water, Ecclesia Augustana, Issues in WELS, WELS Documented, WELS in Crisis, and similar banished, banned, and erased blogs? Vote no! and underline it in red. Ask our KGB division for help - they know. Rage at the elections committee for letting the nomination through.

Have certain words leaked into the candidate's conversation, words like:

  • Means of Grace
  • The Righteousness of Faith
  • Apostasy
  • Justification by faith?

Vote no! and report this matter to our KGB division.

Thank you for your help in keeping WELS as it is and always has been, indefectible, pure and spotless.