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| Want a WELS call? Produce a gay video. All these guys (sp) starred in and produced an exact, but even worse video called "Party in the MLC." Missouri has the Purple Palace, but WELS has Lavender Lounges. |
Close the Front Door! Spring-Load the Back Door!
The brand new program to expand WELS must be packing the mourner's benches in each parish. I am just imagining that, since WELS copies all the worn out gimmicks. The mourner's bench was up front so people could publicly and loudly lament their sins with copious tears. But they would need a Golden Buzzer. "Hey, I was born forgiven. Pow." Golden glitter would fall as everyone cheered.
WELS stands for
Wisconsin Eigene Lehre Sect - Wisconsin's Peculiar Dogma Sect. The clergy's professed love for GA hazing makes them unique among the Lutheran groups. No one else celebrates looking for the pope's bowling ball in a pond full of septic drainage, only to strip completely outdoors before going inside.
Am I exaggerating? ("All he does is lie and exaggerate and slander.") At the latest call day, SP Mirthless Mark Schroeder smiled warmly about "the pond," shorthand for everyone going into the septic drainage pond to look for the pope's bowling ball. The pope I saw run a GA did his gig gay and is now the Michigan DP - District Pope.
Of all the posts that WELS loyalists loathed, the one they hated the most was the post about GA hazing and crude songs. They told each other that I published it in
Christian News (not), as if to prove how they always make their case with deception.
WELS is a closed society, so the old-timers go along with the abuse. If anyone objects to the abuse and false doctrine, "he is not trying to fit in."
One example should illustrate this plainly. Ski and Bishop Katy worked together at the Jeske Crime Family Headquarters in Milwaukee (urban church, posh parsonage for the boss). Then both moved to Appleton because Glende got him a call there for The CORE, not a new church but another campus for St. Peter in Freedom. Ski and Katy were all over the US, going to Fuller style seminars. Katy quit suddenly but "there were no problems. She just wanted to do something else." Katy said so, Ski said so, Glende said so.
The next assistant to Ski quit because of his abusive behavior, but she was told to tell everyone there were no problems. Dost thou begin to smell the pot roast?
The highly sensitive, spring-loaded back door made sure than anyone who told the truth about Ski would be launched into the outer darkness and sued four ways from Sunday, if necessary. And they did. Ski, Glende, and two staffers sued the assistant's husband for telling the truth -
Two WELS Pastors and Four Meritless Lawsuits.
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Did anyone laugh out loud during this presentation?
If so, sue their pants off. |
WELS rewarded Glende, who was also accused of abuse, by making him the speaker at the WELS Teachers' Conference.
And Ski was "popular" with his brother pastors. What better condemnation of the
Anything Goes District could one find than that? Thus they featured him speaking to the youth at the local WELS high school. "Yeah, I want to grow up and be like Ski, you know, and like get away with murder. Way cool."
While WELS is melting away, because no one dares to tell the truth, the Love Shack launches another program to fix things with another coating of Public Relations whitewash.
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If you know someone who cannot spell, foward this to them.
Ski is the expert - just ask him. |
