Wednesday, July 3, 2019

The Second Coming - WELS Will Be First


The three synod presidents were discussing their next project with
ELCA when the topic of the Second Coming came up. That was rather shocking, because they seldom talked about religion.

LCMS boss Matt Harrison said, "Our members will be first at the Second Coming, because we are the biggest part of the Olde Synodical Conference."

ELS Mini-SP countered, "No we will be first, because of our Ulrik Koren heritage."

But WELS leader Schroeder ended the discussion, "No, WELS will be, because even the NIV says - 'The dead in Christ will rise first.'"

 "The largest distinctively Lutheran conference" in Kenosha County, Wisconsin. Lavishly funded, sparsely attended.