Saturday, July 10, 2010

Intrepids Off Course on This Set of Posts




The Intrepid Lutherans have a series on sectarian worship.

The difference is not between Lutheran and sectarian worship, but between worship and entertainment.

I will concede that sectarian worship is the springboard for this nonsense, since they often see the Sunday service as their recruiting and evangelism point.

Nevertheless, the model for Church and Change in WELS/ELS, Church Growth in Missouri, and Emerging Church everywhere is entertainment.

Pat Robertson happened to buy (with help from his father's affluent friends) a bankrupt UHF station, and he barely kept it going. Many credit Jim Bakker's tear-soaked plea for money with saving the Robertson dream.

Robertson, Bakker, and Paul Crouch, all connected at one time or another, shared the same model for their shows - entertainment.

The entertainment model took over Protestant churches through the growth of Fuller Seminary, which has about 4,500 students at a time. Fuller became the largest post-grad school for Missouri and most likely for WELS. The ELS did not stay pure, no matter what they claim. One member of the ELS board of doctrine sent a letter around, suggesting that everyone go to Fuller too! Kincaid Smith, borrowed from Missouri/LCA, got his DMin in Church Growth at Ft. Wayne.

He at least admitted in print that he hated my criticisms of Church Growth.

The CORE

The CORE (stealthy WELS) follows the entertainment model exclusively. Someone who leases a movie theatre, buys a popcorn machine, and gets a soda fountain is in show business. Ski conveys any and all false doctrine, cheered by his fellow Fox Valley pastors. It does not matter that all his content is from Craig Groeschel. Glende does the same thing, proving that contact sports do more brain damage than previously acknowledged.

That is also why their hero, Andy Stanley, hides his doctrinal bearings too. People go to the Drive conferences to be tickled and to hear the same management/leadership drivel I have heard at insurance meetings. A group of people may start dancing all of the sudden (sinful for Babtists) or may freeze in place. Organized, crafted coolness. People talk about gimmicks like that and come back for more. They want to go home and copy cool, relevant relationship gimmicks.

Victory of the Soccer Camp
This is another WELS fiasco. When people attend church, to stretch the term, they are handed a drink and a snack as they go in. People are less respectful than they would be in a movie theatre, which is where they gather.

They brag about their numbers. They should, because they are ashamed of being Lutheran and ashamed of the cross.

Why Am I Here?
That is all someone needs to ask when attending these circuses starring various clowns who all imitate one another: Am I here to be entertained?

WELS-ELS-LCMS inability to counter this will haunt their failing synods for decades to come.

They could end it by applying the Word and studying the Confessions. They could even begin by reading the overlooked book Entertaining Ourselves To Death.

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rhs (http://rhs.myopenid.com/) has left a new comment on your post "Intrepids Off Course on This Set of Posts":

This is a beautiful synopsis of what is wrong with religion today. It is all show and but a stage. Too bad the synods do not see how foolish they look. If I can see it, God surely sees it, and despises it!


Resist the Beginnings - Youth Ministry


Francis Pieper, formerly Wisconsin Synod.


Dapper Don Pieper, right, currently Wisconsin Synod.


Everyone is supposed to think that DP Buchholz and SP Schroeder are going to turn back the apostate tide in WELS.

However, even the most casual observer can see that business continues as usual.

SP Schroeder recently promoted the Church and Change feminist conference. The LCA, ALC, and Missouri Synod knew they could move the radical agenda forward best in three areas:

1. Women's ministry.
2. Youth ministry.
3. Campus ministry.

The Arizona-California-Nevada District Teen Wet N Wild Conference featured a lady professor from Willowcreek Little College telling the teens how their brains worked.

That was a two-fer, so the Changers at WLC were high-fiving all the way to their retreat at Trinity, Deerfield. Cutting edge all around.

The oldest ambulatory Changer, Paul Calvin Kelm, is doing campus ministry, which will soon explode into Milwaukee, according to WLC hype.

Notice how all three "ministries" emerged from WLC? Church and Change began there with Charis. Kelm has returned there and still goes out to spread his odious influence.

The WELS Women's Ministry fever is all Church and Change, with Church and Change advisors.

When Wayne Mueller was pushed off the Mequon faculty for false doctrine, as related to me by Slick Brenner, he got a raise as the head of Perish Services. Mueller turned PS into a complete Shrinker operation. The heads of Youth Education and Adult Education were given calls to go elsewhere and new calls were issued for Youth Discipleship and Adult Discipleship. Titles mean something - it's still Discipleship, as in "make disciples," the mantra for Fuller disciples.

Therefore, from the top down, the Youth Discipleship people are going to promote the agenda.

The Changers are quick on the draw, slow of mind, dead to sound doctrine.

In summary, all three "ministries" are beyond criticism and will remain the bunkers from which the Shrinkers attack.

If anyone demurs - gasp - Dapper Don is there to quote Scripture against it.



WELS Youth Mystery


Not this bad...yet.
Working on it.


We were blessed to have 101 teens and chaperones (sic) at the AZ/CA Youth Rally in Phoenix.

We gathered at the Courtyard by Marriott - North Phoenix under the theme "Get out of the heat and into the shade" using Isaiah 25:1 & 4 as our scripture verse.

Our guest speaker was Professor Rhoda Wolle from WLC in Milwaukee. She shared her insight on the teen's brain, social interaction and how it all relates to God' (sic) Word.

We spent a day at the Wet N' Wild water park and enjoyed mixer games and devotions.

We had groups from New Mexico, Nevada, California and Arizona that shared their time and faith with others! [Faith? How sad that so many, from so many places see the church as a giant social club.]

On behalf of your CYD representatives, we'd like to say thank you to all the churches who came to the rally with their teens. Make sure you thank your chaperones (sic) for giving up their time to be here with the kids and also thank the teens for being with us!

May God continue to bless all the efforts of our ministry-adults and children!

In His Service-

Deacon Mike Mundstock
Rev. Nate Kassulke
Rev. Matt Pfeifer





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GJ - This is where progressive youth ministry ends up, as proven time and again in each mainline denomination.

WELS is mainline, just a few months behind the others.

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Dapper Don has left a new comment on your post "WELS Youth Mystery":

Greg,
for the sake of your readers, here's the preliminary schedule from the youth rally you mention.
Preliminary Youth Rally Schedule
Tuesday, July 6th
Noon Registration (no lunch provided)
2 pm Rally Begins
2:30 pm Keynote
6 pm Dinner
7 pm Devotion and Entertainment

Wednesday, July 7th
8 am Breakfast
9 am Morning Devotion
9:30 am Keynote
11:30 am Wet n’ Wild (lunch at the water park)
6 pm Dinner
7 pm Devotion and Entertainment

Thursday, July 8th
8 am Breakfast
9 am Morning Devotion
9:30 am Keynote
11 am Closing Devotion

Looks to me like four hours of the keynote speaker, adn (sic) 2 1/2 hours of devotions over a three day time span. What is so weird, it was posted. I know you don't go out of your way to misrepresent things, and am at loss how you could have failed to research this one. Psalm 15.3c
Hope this helps clarify the issue.
Don Pieper


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GJ - Psalm 15:3 is a bit savage, Dapper Don, but a typical WELS response to a verbatim quotation from the source.

Like the gay Martin Luther College video, this matter came from a WELS member. The WELS members do not feel safe in questioning anything because of the smooth, practiced assaults delivered to the truth.



Another Blog Taken Down


I love the smell of blogs burning in the morning,
it smells like...victory.


The Anonymouse Shrinker blog is gone. Remember the hilarious one with toilets and cats? That was the fake Ichabod's effort at "satire."

http://wwww.a-nony-mouse-shrinker.blogspot.com

One person wrote:

Unbelievable. They all end (all, being probably the same guy) with some sort of claim like "having their conscience pricked because they're acting like Jackson," and with a confession of some sort of pious enlightenment allowing them to rise above the sin of others by quitting their endeavor. The fact is, they are not motivated by love -- love for God, for God's word, and concern for the souls of men -- but from bitterness. Perhaps their consciences rightly are pricked as a result. They don't know what righteous indignation is, since their weak theology won't permit them to be indignant over error. Good riddance.

The blog was being picked up by the Lutheran News (not Otten's) website. Such fleeting fame. Sic transit gloria mundi.