Emmaus Conference, 2012. No False Doctrine Was Harmed in Any Way. Matt Harrison. Mark Schroeder. John Moldstad.

• Justification without faith. Check.
• Cell group Pietism? Mmmm. Oh yeah.
• False teachers welcomed as ministry gurus. Of course.
• Kowtowing to a business in exchange for money. Naturally.
• Liturgy. An adiaphoron.
• Coffee shops. Evangelism tools.
• Emergent Church. Definitely.
• Hide the altar. Hide the font. Hide the paraments. Hide the cross. Brilliant.
• Open Communion. Demi-semi-Open Communion. No Communion. Yes.
• Women teaching men. Definitely.
• Women usurping authority over men. Sure.
• Eighth Commandment. Our best weapon against legalists, trouble-makers, and bloggers.