- Justification without faith. Check.
- Cell group Pietism? Mmmm. Oh yeah.
- False teachers welcomed as ministry gurus. Of course.
- Kowtowing to a business in exchange for money. Naturally.
- Liturgy. An adiaphoron.
- Coffee shops. Evangelism tools.
- Emergent Church. Definitely.
- Hide the altar. Hide the font. Hide the paraments. Hide the cross. Brilliant.
- Open Communion. Demi-semi-Open Communion. No Communion. Yes.
- Women teaching men. Definitely.
- Women usurping authority over men. Sure.
- Eighth Commandment. Our best weapon against legalists, trouble-makers, and bloggers.
