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| Stormtroopers agree - it's all symbolic. |
Leader: The other Lutheran groups are terrible. They cover up crimes, protect their friends, and teach false doctrine.
The People: So do we!
Leader: The other Lutheran groups use the worst translations of the Bible.
The People: So do we!
Leader: They go to schools that feature false doctrine and worship there.
The People: So do we!
Leader: The other Lutheran groups use slander, malicious gossip, threats, excommunication, and property theft to keep everyone in line.
The People: So do we!
Leader: The other Lutheran groups talk about grace and forgiveness.
People: So do we!
The Leader: But they condemn and criticize and shun.
The People: So do we!
The Leader: The other Lutheran groups beg and plead for money from the government, the life insurance companies, and foundations.
The People: So do we!
The Leader: The other Lutheran groups are hypocrites. Do I hear an Amen?
The People: Amen. We are dead indeed!
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| Raus! |
