Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Art Linkletter Died Today, Age 97




"Linkletter was born Gordon Arthur Kelly in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada. In his autobiography, Confessions of a Happy Man (1960), he revealed that he had had no contact with his natural parents or his sister or two brothers since he was abandoned when only a few weeks old. He was adopted by Mary (née Metzler) and Fulton John Linkletter,[4][1] an evangelical preacher." From Wikipedia.

We all knew he was from Moosejaw. That was mentioned all the time, but he was always accepted as an American. A famous theologian was told by his father, "If you move to Canada, you will be Swiss. If you move to America, you will an American."

Another ELCA College Prez gone

ELCA NEWS SERVICE
May 26, 2010

Texas Lutheran University President Ann Svennungsen Resigns
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The Rev. Ann M. Svennungsen

CHICAGO (ELCA) -- Citing "professional and personal considerations," the Rev. Ann M. Svennungsen resigned as president of Texas Lutheran University (TLU), Seguin, according to a May 25 news release from the university. Svennungsen's resignation is effective May 31.


Sarah Story, TLU associate vice president for marketing communications, said Svennungsen and her family will vacate the president's home in July. She is currently out of the country on a family vacation, Story said.


TLU is one of 27 colleges and universities of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).


Svennungsen joined TLU in July 2007 after serving four years as president and chief executive officer of The Fund for Theological Education, Atlanta.


Why Would Anyone Leave ELCA?


Among those approved May 24 by the candidacy committee of the ELCA Sierra Pacific Synod were, from left,
the Rev. Dawn Roginski, the Rev. Sharon Stalkfleet, the Rev. Ross Merkel, the Rev. Steve Sabin, the Rev. Paul Brenner and the Rev. Jeff Johnson.
Not pictured: the Rev. Craig Minich and the Rev. Megan Rohrer.



May 25, 2010

Two Dismissed Pastors, Others Welcomed to ELCA Clergy Roster


CHICAGO (ELCA) -- Two dismissed pastors have been welcomed back to the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA). The candidacy committee of the ELCA Sierra Pacific Synod, Oakland, Calif., met May 24 and unanimously approved the reinstatement of the pastors to the ELCA clergy roster, and it also approved for reception six pastors from Extraordinary Lutheran Ministries (ELM).

According to the synod, a formal Rite of Reception for the pastors will be offered this summer.

The Rev. Ross D. Merkel, St. Paul Lutheran Church, Oakland, and the Rev. Steven P. Sabin, Christ Church Lutheran, San Francisco, have been approved for reinstatement.

In 1998 Sabin was removed from the ELCA clergy roster for being in a committed, same-sex relationship while serving as pastor at Lord of Life Lutheran Church, Ames, Iowa. His removal by an ELCA discipline committee drew national attention.

"I am relieved and happy that a long and painful episode in my relationship with my church family is ending. I look forward with hope to the restored partnership and opportunities for service that the actions of the 2009 Churchwide Assembly and the Sierra Pacific Candidacy Committee have made possible," said Sabin.

"For two decades, many have been grieved and alienated by the ELCA's exclusion of gay and lesbian pastors blessed with loving spouses. I hope and pray that they can, like me, lay aside the hurts and take hope from the gracious power of God to renew and direct the church into evermore faithful and effective proclamation of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. I hope that this will be the beginning of a new period of evangelical outreach for the ELCA aided by our new witness to the forgiveness and grace of God truly being for all people," said Sabin. "Like the psalmist, I can only observe with awe and gratitude: 'This is the Lord's doing and it is marvelous in our eyes.'"

ELM pastors approved for reception to the ELCA clergy roster are:
+ the Rev. Jeff R. Johnson, pastor, University Lutheran Chapel of Berkeley, Berkeley, Calif.
+ the Rev. Craig Minich, pastor of youth ministries, Oakland-Berkeley Lutheran Youth Program
+ the Rev. Dawn Roginski, pastor of parish programs, St. Francis Lutheran Church, San Francisco
+ the Rev. Megan Rohrer, executive director, WELCOME, San Francisco
+ the Rev. Paul R. Brenner, St. Francis Lutheran Church, San Francisco
+ the Rev. Sharon Stalkfleet, Lutheran Ministry to Nursing Homes, Oakland.
ELM is an organization that credentials qualified candidates of "all sexual orientations and gender identities" for ordained ministry.

"Twenty years ago when I was ordained, we could dimly imagine that Lutherans would one day fully recognize lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people," said Johnson in a May 24 ELM news release. "I'm very thankful for all who have helped to carry this struggle forward and for our church which has finally opened up to the new and exciting future God has in store for us," he said.

"I was very pleased by how the candidacy committee came together," said the Rev. Mark W. Holmerud, bishop, ELCA Sierra Pacific Synod. "This was a special meeting of the committee. We in the synod felt it was important to move forward with this process in a timely manner, so the committee agreed to this special meeting," he told the ELCA News Service.

"I am deeply grateful to the ELM pastors, and the two pastors who were removed from the ELCA roster, for their grace and good will in being a part of this process; to the members of the (Pacific Lutheran Theological Seminary) faculty who made arrangements to be at this meeting, and to the candidacy committee for their faithful deliberations which have made it possible for these pastors to be brought onto the roster of the ELCA," said Holmerud.

"One of the things that was lived out yesterday was the sense that we were not examining the candidates but rather hearing stories of ministries from pastors who were already actively carrying out the gospel mission. That set the tenor of the meeting," said the Rev. Nancy Feniuk Nelson, bishop's associate, ELCA Sierra Pacific Synod.

"This was by no means an examination. It was a sharing about ministry and a celebration of ministry. We had a worship service that included the former ELM candidacy committee, the present ELCA candidacy committee, the ELM pastors and faculty from Pacific Lutheran Theological Seminary, including the seminary president, the Rev. Phyllis B. Anderson. It was a very moving worship. Bishop Mark and I did the first interviews of all the candidates, and I became profoundly aware of how grateful I am to be a part of this process in this time of the church," Nelson told the ELCA News Service.

Pacific Lutheran Theological Seminary is one of eight ELCA seminaries.

Earlier this month at the synod assembly Holmerud lifted a public censure and admonition placed on University Lutheran Chapel of Berkeley in 2000 for calling the Rev. Jeff R. Johnson, who was not a member of the ELCA clergy roster. Johnson was also elected at the assembly to the serve on the ELCA Sierra Pacific Synod Council.

In a May 6 letter to the congregation, Holmerud said by "lifting this censure, the members of the congregation of University Lutheran are hereby welcome into full participation in the mission and ministry of the Sierra Pacific Synod" and the ELCA.

Holmerud wrote that the actions of the 2009 ELCA Churchwide Assembly "have brought us to a new day."

The 2009 assembly called for revisions to ministry policy documents, making it possible for Lutherans in committed, publicly accountable, lifelong, monogamous same-gender relationships to serve as ELCA clergy and professional lay leaders. The ELCA Church Council adopted the revisions to ministry policy documents April 10.

"This is another important day for so many in the church," said Amalia Vagts, ELM executive director. "It is wonderful to have leaders like Bishop Mark Holmerud and Bishop's Associate Nancy Feniuk Nelson and the members of the Sierra Pacific candidacy committee demonstrating holy hospitality to all," she said.



ELCA Parish with 1100 Voters - Exiting


No more Spartan movies.



Affiliations Assessment

Calvary, Golden Valley, Minnesota

The aim of our affiliations assessment process is to assess which current and potential affiliations can help us best "lead people into a growing relationship with Jesus Christ."

UPDATE (5/17/10 - 10:30 p.m.) - At tonight's special congregational meeting, the resolution passed--800 in favor, 310 opposed (72 percent to 28 percent). Watch here for more details on the meeting proceedings and next steps.

Pray. Prepare. Participate.
SPECIAL CONGREGATIONAL MEETING
Monday, May 17, 2010
7 p.m.
Sanctuary

Childcare provided--make reservations at 763.231.2949 by May 13

It's time to take action! Your vote is needed on the resolution approved by the church council on April 13.

NOTE: Only Calvary members will have the opportunity to vote on the resolution. To be defined as a Calvary "member," an individual must be classified as "Active" or "Associate" under "Member Status" on Calvary's current membership roster.

Ichabod Goes Wide-Body, Thanks to Joseph Schmidt




Joseph Schmidt reworked the template for me. His blog is linked on the left.



Someone sent a kitteh picture to go with the change.


Gurgle's Email Was Modified by Some Witty WELSian Person - Not Poor Ichabod




SPREAD the WORD
Holy Word Ministry Expansion Project

May 21, 2010
Dear ...

"We hear them declare the wonders of God in our own tongues!" Acts 2:11

Picture this! Your extended family, many of whom have not seen each other for a long time, are together for Christmas at grandma's house. The gifts have been opened, wrapping paper is scattered around everywhere. The children, excitedly, loudly, are playing with their new toys. Clusters of adults, loudly, laughingly, are conversing everywhere. A stranger comes into the room, hearing all the noise, is unable to understand everything, or even anything that's being said. And yet, seeing the happy faces, hearing the happy sounds, the stranger just knows that whatever is being said it's a happy, joy-filled time for everyone.

That's a little like it was on that first Pentecost. There were people from many nations under heaven, the account says. Nearly everyone was talking, speaking their own language. The sound was deafening, defeating for someone trying to understand what's being said. And yet the message was unmistakable, each telling it in their own language. It was the wonders of God they were speaking.

And so it is with us. One (dying) church, two (costly) sites, many voices, all saying the same thing (Kudo Don next DP!). At the original site (a costly building project), at the second site (right next to Doebler's church), the pastor (when he is not in Africa or at an Exponential conference), the staff (staph) minister, the (free) vicar, all of us (including the Rock and Roll band), in every way (even on safaris to Africa), to this one ("I have my reservations"), to that one ("pure gold"), to everyone we Spread the Word (we need more grants).

SPREAD THE WORD (we cut the teachers salaries last year. Now we can expand!), that's what it's all about! The meeting to discuss our Ministry Expansion Project is next Sunday, May 30th, after the second service. It will be a time to ask questions, to hear answers (let us tell you how it needs to be done), to make decisions (now that we have brought in Master Gurgle. Look what he did to the Synod), all for one purpose to SPREAD THE WORD.

Come and be a part of it; COME, SPREAD THE WORD!

Pastor Karl R. Gurgel


CGM Dropout - Lyrical Advice for Lutheran Clergy


Zinzendorf's birthday today reminded me that some Mequon graduates turn against their CGM training and become Lutheran.
All that synod offering money - wasted!



Your story sad to tell,
A pastor ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-Reformed kid on the block!
Your future is so clear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a job that’s worth a hoot!

Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

CGM dropout,
Your handshake is like ice,.
CGM dropout,
A mistress would be nice.
Well at least you could have taken time, to fix and pad your vita,
After spending all that dough to go to Pasadena.


Reverend get moving (Reverend get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You're not loyal to the hive.

If you market what we have, you could be our new fool.
Forget the Book of Concord and go back to our School. (Fuller)

CGM dropout (CGM dropout),
Hanging around the conferences.
CGM dropout (CGM dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.

Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you’ve got a D.Min.
But no call will come to you unless you think and talk like vermin!

Reverend don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You're not cut out get a call.
Better forget it (Forget it),
Church Growth is all in all.

Now your Luther’s old, your Chemnitz’ bold, your doctrine is outrageous.
You still won’t get our nod until your parish is contagious.

Junior don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
Junior you know it,
Even Valleskey’d say the same!

Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to that beehive, in the sky!

CGM dropout (CGM dropout)
Go back to Fuller
CGM dropout (CGM dropout)
At least to Willow Creek
CCM dropout (CMG dropout)
Go back to Fuller.





Why the Money Changers Are My Business and Yours - They Disgrace the Christian Church





Copied verbatim from the Holy Word, Austin, Texas website:

This site is designed to provide resources to help pastors and lay people grow as leaders. It is connected to a leadership institute called "A League of Leaders".

Here you will find leadership insights, devotions, curriculums
(sic), webinars, seminars and other opportunites (sic) to grow as a leader. Leadership in the church is first of all a spirtual (sic) aptitude created in the heart by Christ.

Our mission is to help you grow in Christ centered, servant leadership. Jesus is our strength and our model for leadership along with his Apostles.

You will also find here practical advice and networks to other leadership associations.

Leadership is a spiritual gift as well as a fruit of faith. By having you join our league we will help you hone your gift and grow in your faithful use of it.


***

GJ - Didn't I help him with his spelling 9 days ago? The same mistakes are still there. That is the kind of leadership the Money Changers offer - long on manipulative emotion, short on labor. The announcement drips with Pietism and lacks Lutheran content, but that is the point.

Why should write about WELS or any other synod? The reason is simple. The Lutheran apostates are disgraceful in their slobbery copying of the worst Enthusiasts.

The Church and Money Changers entire agenda is to feed the Fuller/Willow Creek/Leonard Sweet agenda into the Lutheran Church, to destroy it from within. This process is easy to measure.

Here are some noted, proven WELS plagiarists:


  1. Paul Calvin Kelm
  2. John Parlow
  3. Limmer
  4. Ski
  5. Tim Glende
  6. Matt Doebler

What do they have in common, besides four of them working in Fox Valley at some time?

They are all members of WELS Church and Change.

At any university, plagiarism is addressed with discipline, usually expulsion. Some expel the student the first time it is detected. Others allow for warnings first.

This is an issue of plagiarism and false doctrine.

The WELS Doctrinal Pussycats do nothing - except support it.