Shocking First Draft of WELS Conference of Presidents, Spring Meeting, At a Secure and Undisclosed Deluxe Resort

Conference of Presidents holds spring 2022 meeting

The Conference of Presidents held its covert spring meeting on April 4-6. Here are some of the issues that were dissed and decisions that were perhaps made at the meeting.

• There are 162 vacancies in pastoral positions, with 141 of those being vacancies in congregations. The graduating class at Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary will number only in the mid-20s, which means that the shortage of pastors will continue. Next year’s class numbers in the 40s, which should provide some belief a year from now, in spite of our Objective Justification dogma. Teacher vacancies number in the 300s. After the assignment of teachers at Martin Luther College (MLC) in May, nearly 200 teacher vacancies will remain. The district presidents will be working with congregations to find ways to fill those vacancies before school starts in the fall, perhaps by closing more schools.
• After Mr. Bill Ziche retired from his position as president of Northwestern Publishing House, Mr. Jeremy Angle was hired by the board to serve as his replacement. Mr. Angle will begin his duties as president in early May and continue our publication of Fuller Calvinist works.
• The COP expressed its thanks to God and to WELS members for the generous support that has been given for humanitarian work in Ukraine, and for keeping Jay Webber and Roger Kovaciny in the States.
• Mark Gabb, chairman of the Board for Home Missions (BHM), and Rev. Keith Free, BHM administrator, provided the COP with an overview of the 100 missions in 10 years initiative.
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   That's our little joke - 100 missions! The last time we suggested 300!

  
  
• The COP called Rev. Philip Spaude to serve in a part-time retirement call as a Christian Thrivent annuity irrevocable trust salesman. The COP also issued full-time divine calls to Rev. Lon Kuether, Rev. Craig Wasser, and Rev. Steven Schmeling as Christian giving counselors, and they obtained their life insurance license and Thrivent commissions for the same holy work as Spaude's. 
• The COP was given a presentation by Dr. Victor Vieth, a nationally recognized expert on child abuse (and WELS member). Vieth gave a strong encouragement to the COP to assist WELS congregations to adopt policies that will serve to help congregations to identify potential victims of child abuse. District presidents will be making resources available to congregations to help them be more informed about the issues and to take steps toward prevention and providing needed spiritual care. GA abuse of seminary students will continue, with similar preparation at MLC and the last two preps.
• Rev. Phil Hirsch, president of the Nebraska District, was elected to as one of the three COP representatives on the Synodical Council, replacing North Atlantic District President Rev. Don Tollefson, who is retiring in June.
• As requested by the Synodical Council, the COP directed the Commission on Lutheran Schools to begin developing a new K-12 religion curriculum. Attempts to insert "faith in Jesus Christ" were struck down.
• The COP endorsed a proposal by MLC to offer a Competency-Based Education program to encourage people not trained at MLC to consider training for the teaching ministry in WELS. There is so much to unlearn when engaging WELS practices.
• An Early Childhood Ministry Task Force has been formed to evaluate the needs of teachers and calling bodies and to recommend strategic curricular approaches to meet those needs.
• The COP asked Rev. Paul Prange, administrator of the Board for Ministerial Education, to take responsibility for planning and carrying out the Grow in Grace retreats for pastors who have served for 10, 25, and 35 years. This had previously been the responsibility of Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary, which is too busy right now trying to scrape up more students.
• The COP plans to distribute a final draft of its document “God’s Beautiful and Balanced Design for Male and Female” for discussion in late summer or early fall.
• Party in the MLC alumni will appear at upcoming meetings, putting the trans in transformation.

The Conference of Presidents will next meet as the Assignment Committee at Martin Luther College and at Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary in May.

Serving with you in Christ,
WELS President Mark Schroeder

WELS has a few of these, looking to sell or fill with some people who have never heard a Praise Band.

Inexpensive Entertainment. Cardinals by Norma A. Boeckler

 

Several times I have bought popcorn with the thought the birds and squirrels would have a delightful treat. The kettle corn went first into the human kettle. Dr. Fuhrman would frown.

I saw an air popper, which is quick working and fat free, so I got that for the squirrels. A few warm, popped ones (without sugar) were tasty but not exactly temptation. I put a warm pile of fresh popcorn on one barrel outside. 

Soon a squirrel was stretched across the whole pile, as if warming up or simply saying, "I found it. The popcorn is all mine."

Nothing lights up Creation like popcorn. All the birds come down for some, if I scatter them in the four wire baskets and the two barrel tops.

The animal restaurant business is going so well that I had a male cardinal land in the front yard looking at me. He was perched on a Clethra shrub. Next he hopped even closer. I promised more food in the back.

He may be the cardinal who landed on the kitchen ledge outside and peered inside to see if I was incapacitated and no longer feeding the birds and squirrels. Cardinals, especially male cardinals, are shy - except when they are spoiled and hungry.

Bob's mother used to talk to the cardinals at their feeder, so close she could almost pet them.

When bad weather is predicted - every other day - I make sure I have shelled peanuts or peanuts in the shell for our winged and four-legged entertainers. If I feel like a little popcorn, I spread the rest outside.