Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mug Files:
Church and Chicaneries
And Their Church Shrinking Allies



Click here for the junior Chicanery mug files.


The following are senior members of the Church Growth faction within WELS. I have limited the list to those who have the most influence, so the juniors like Ski and Doebler are not included. The Church and Change board member photos appear and disappear at their websty. Discerning readers can search for them at their leisure, which may help replace the Easter Egg Hunt lacking at liturgical, confessional congregations.





James Tiefel fosters Church Growth and unionism at Mequon. He pioneered the pan-denominational worship conference. His cousin in the CLC (sic) fought to supress knowledge of the Carthage event. His son recently vicared for Kudu Don Patterson.



Forrest Bivens teaches Church Growth at Mequon. He has always been an ally of David Valleskey. Both studied at Fuller Seminary, bragged about it, and also denied it.



David Valleskey is now retired from turning out Fuller Sausages at The Sausage Factory in Mequon. All his work has been aimed at promoting the Church Growth Movement.



Al Sorum suddenly became a Mequon professor after Wendland began worshiping at his church. Sorum also has his own sandbox to play in - an institute for training non-traditional students (no GA?).



Wendland fills the Wendland slot at the seminary, where he carries on the Bivens/ Valleskey tradition of bowing toward Pasadena, spoiling the Egyptians, and immmersing himself in Willow Creek.



Larry Otto Olson, Our Staff Infection, is the proud owner of a Fuller DMin, but "there is no CG in WELS," according to Wayne Mueller. Olson has taught at Martin Luther College for many years, so the annual mission evangelism fest is a glory halleluia chorus of praise for Fuller methods and doctrine, with buddy Paul Kelm as the keynote speaker. Note Wayne Mueller's son in the photo, along with Jeff Gunn. Rev. Jeff has a large but unaffiliated congregation in Phoenix - CrossWalk Lutheran Church. He is a rostered pastor but they do what they want. Gunn got a huge grant so his female staff member could do Welcome Wagon stuff, which Jesus somehow omitted from the Great Commission.



James Aderman was an early leader of Church and Chicanery (board member) and is still a frequent writer for The Northwestern Lutheran FIC.



John Parlow attended the Babtist worship and evangelism conference led by Andy Stanley. Parlow hosted the early C and C conferences. Parlow used to post plagiarized sermons on his website, as if he wrote them. He did preach them, so possession might be seen as nine tenths of the law, using WELS hermaneutics. But when everyone began comparing Parlow's sermons with ones several years old, the websty posting stopped.



James Mattek was once a pastor but is now a CEO. Patterson happens to be on his board - Wisconsin Lutheran Child and Family Services. According to the Witte paper, there are some important connections between Church and Chicanery & WLCFS. This particular agency gets oodles of money from Schwan. I hope to report on that later.



James Huebner has one of those empty titles in the synod structure, so empty that they may eliminate it altogether. Nevertheless, he has studied at Fuller with buddies Kelm and Olson. Doubtless a nod or a wink is sufficient to move money in the right direction and to quash those irritating pastors and laity who mention the Confessions.



Harry Hagedorn has driven American missions schwaermerly for decades now. Just about the entire Love Shack bows before Fuller, Willow Creek, and Trinity Deerfield. Harry genuflects.



Patterson ranks with Jeske and Wayne Mueller in his influence throughout the synod. Drag a grant through a conference meeting and Patterson will follow it out the door. He now has the disgraced ex-Synod Prez working for him and the Sausage Factory president preaching for him. That makes Kudu Don the SP-in-Waiting. He will probably do as well as the last one - Wayne Mueller.



I would grin too if I could get away with half the stuff Gurgel did as DP and SP. In fact, I would probably reside in one of those few countries lacking an extradition treaty with America. You can't be too cautious in these litigious times. Meanwhile, we are all looking forward to an accounting of the Schwan money during the Gurgel-Mueller years.



Ron Roth held various positions at The Love Shack before entering the business world raising money for a percentage of the haul. Roth was the very first editor of TELL, that prestigious journal of Church Growth thought for WELS. He was also stewardship director, which explains why WELS was always in financial hot water.



Mark Jeske has had three staff members on the Church and Change board. His TV show is linked on the WELS website, but he avoids the term Lutheran. Bad for ratings - and giving, unless he is getting $250,000 from the Lutheran insurance company. Then he is a Lutheran again - like that old musical Brigadoon.



Bruce Becker quit as head of Perish Services when the Ad Hoc Commission reported that PS had BO (Babtist Odors). Becker now works for Mark Jeske. Breaking news - Becker is off the Church and Chicanery Board. People, bios, and photos are disappearing faster than the aftermath of a Stalin purge.



Paul Calvin Kelm has openly promoted Reformed doctrine and Church Growth during his entire career, which is strangely light on actual pastoral work. That is why Bruce Becker defied the budget and the sage advice of his former boss, to hire Kelm away from the parish. That may be why Bruce now works for Jeske.



Wayne Mueller's influence may be waning since he quit as Synod First Veep. He pretty much ran the show for Gurgel and probably assumed he would carry the yoke for SP Schroeder as well. Wayne's sunny personality and gift for candor is missed at The Love Shack, but he was able to do what few Church Shrinkers do - actually serve as a parish pastor again. Most of them shun the Means of Grace in favor of the Methods of Disgrace. Wayne's son vicared for Kudu Don Patterson.



John Lawrenz supports C and C on their listserve. Long ago he gave a sermon that "everything must change." That is a familiar theme among these people. And everything has changed, thanks to them - for the worse.

Gayla Tropical Event



When one church could not raise enough money from all their commercial activities, they asked Horace Greeley what to do. He answered, "When all else fails, try religion." Part of your sacrificial albeit self-indulgent spending will go to ReadySetAuction.


An Evening at the Tropics

April 18, 2009

The Gala is an evening of Giving Thanks to our Savior for all He has done for us and that Luther Prep exists to train workers to tell that Good News to others.

THEME: An Evening in the Tropics

COST: $65 per person
(of which $40 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)
$125 per couple
(of which $75 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)
$500 per table of 8
(of which $300 is a tax deductible donation to LPS)

SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITIES:

DINNER SPONSORSHIPS (3 available) $2000 each includes 8 seats, 3 bottles of wine for you table, half page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 2 season passes to all home sporting events
PRINT SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $1500 each includes 4 seats, 2 bottles of wine for your table, quarter page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 1 season pass to all home sporting events
SOCIAL HOUR SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $1000 each includes 2 seats, 1 bottle of wine for your table, quarter page program ad, 1 year LPS website recognition, signage at the gala, 4 event passes
LIVE AUCTION/BARBERSHOP QUARTET SPONSORSHIPS (2 available) $500 each includes 2 seats, signage at the Gala, 1 year LPS website recognition, business card size program ad
DECORATION SPONSORSHIPS (4 available) $300 each includes 2 seats and signage at the gala
PLACE AN ADVERTISEMENT IN OUR GALA PROGRAM
business card size ad $15
quarter page size ad $25
half page size ad $50
full page size ad $100
For Sponsorship details please contact Steve Cantwell, Procurement Chairman or Debbie Rothe, Associate Director of Mission Advancement at LPS


SCHEDULE:

4:30 pm Passed Hors d' oeuvres and BRAND NEW "BLIND SILENT AUCTION"
7:00 pm Prayer and Welcome
7:15 pm Catered Dinner served by our students
8:15 pm Program/Live Auction/Entertainment: NEW M.C.: WELS Member Chuck Garbedian and NEW "EASY DAYS" Barbershop Quartet entertainment!!!
ENTERTAINMENT: Again, the LPS Strings, Guitars, Piano, Jazz, and more......... are preparing to WOW you with amazing entertainment during your "Evening in the Tropics"!

"EASY DAYS" Barbershop Quartet: While the quartet was formed to compete and has placed 11th in Sacramento, CA and in the Top Ten in Illinois, their focus is and always has been on entertaining their audiences. They have established a reputation as a fun quartet to see and hear featuring a fast paced show filled with interesting arrangements of familiar songs in a breezy style of communicating with the audience that sets them apart from other barbershop quartets!


Q. 1. What is the annual "Gala"? This is the first I've heard of it.
A. The Gala is an evening of: Christian fellowship, hors d'oeuvres, silent auction, elegant dinner, live auction, and live entertainment. Included in the price of a ticket is a small donation to support the mission of LPS! The event will be held at Luther Prep on April 18, 2009, from 4:30 -9:00 pm.

BUT... This event is not limited to one physical location! It is an event in which literally thousands of people can participate. It will not only include those who attend the event, but those who cannot attend have the opportunity of donating items for auctioning, sending financial gifts, and joining in the fun of the auction online!


Q. 2. What is the MISSION of Mission Advancement?
A. Mission Advancement Offices were established at each of the four synodical ministerial education schools, as directed by the synod in convention in the summer of 2005. The four ministerial education schools are: Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary in Mequon (training pastors), WI; Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN (training pastors and teachers, staff ministers); Michigan Lutheran Seminary in Saginaw, MI; and Luther Preparatory School in Watertown, WI (college prep education for future pastors, teachers, staff, and lay ministers). The goal of these offices is to advance the mission of the schools. This goal is achieved by supporting past alumni of the school, sharing the story of LPS through publications and presentations, and creating opportunities for people to worship God through the joyful stewardship of direct financial support.


Q. 3. Why a Gala and Auction?
A. The Gala presents a unique opportunity for anyone who wants to support the mission of ministerial education and gives them the window to do so with whatever God-given talents they have. Finally NOT ONLY with money!

For example: we have a WELS food specialist assisting in making appetizers, WELS businesses donating their consumer goods and gift certificates to be liquidated into a cash gift for LPS, WELS parents using their wood working and handcrafting gifts to create a gift for the auction (quilts, cards, furniture and much more!), WELS ladies and men with organization skills working on the planning, WELS owners of cabins and boats and vacation homes willing to lend out a week to another WELS friend and donate the value of that to LPS, WELS World Missionaries giving us a "taste of their country in mission baskets" or decorations, and on and on and on!

The time, talents and treasures these folks have are going to financially benefit Luther Prep's mission in a way they never could without the Gala and it's silent and live auctions. And those who can give financially now have a specific opportunity to do so as well.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Gayla Tropical Event":

I do not see the efficacy of the Word in this Gayla Tropical Event.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Gayla Tropical Event":

This is truly disgusting.
This is NOT RIGHT.
WELS is no longer WELS.
Where is the leadership?
How has it come to this point?
This is offensive to both members and non-members.
WELS has gone the way of the world.
I am embarrassed and ashamed.
WELS = WI$CON$IN EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN $YNOD
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Please repent.

Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod




DMin Parlow at Andy Stanley's Drive 08 Worship Conference. The Texaco logo is actually the Drive 08 logo. The Babtist actor did a skit on twisting God's Word. Would twisting include
denying baptismal regeneration
and forbidding infant baptism?
Andy teaches against both Christian doctrines on his websty.


But the good news is: Parlow's congregation is listed on a find a church page in three different denominations:

  1. Wisconsin Synod
  2. Willow Creek Association
  3. Denver Seminary Schwaermerei.


To quote Ski - Parlow "gets it."

Everyone knows that Paul Calvin Kelm got a DMin at Our Lady of Sorrows in St. Louis (formerly Concordia Seminary, LCMS, St. Louis) and that Larry Olson got a quickie DMin from Fuller Seminary in Pasadena.

But lo, there are many other foreign DMins in the notoriously non-in-fellowship-with-anyone-not-even-the-ELS WELS.

Church and Chicanery Bigshot John Parlow, who worshiped with Ski at Northpoint Babtist in Atlanta, picked up a DMin at Denver Seminary. Here is his thesis, linked:

Dramatic sketches in weekend messages to increase cognitive retention of the main point and suggested application
by John M Parlow

Type: Thesis/dissertation : Manuscript Archival Material; English
Publisher: 2007.
Editions: 2 Editions
Dissertation: Thesis (D.Min.)--Denver Seminary, 2007.
OCLC: 183071617

Find a church where Denver graduates are serving:

St. Mark Evangelical Lutheran Church
2066 Lawrence Dr.
De Pere, WI 54115
920-336-2485

Denver Conservative Baptist Seminary. The school changed its name again in 1998 to Denver Seminary to reflect its growing appeal to a wide-spectrum of evangelical students, most of whom were no longer from the Conservative Baptists Association. This book gives a comprehensive overview of Denver Seminary’s history as it developed from a small denominational school to a major evangelical seminary under Grounds leadership. This statement was first used by Grounds to stake out Denver Seminary’s theological position in the midst of conflict between moderately conservative and ultra-conservative factions of the Conservative Baptist Association that eventually led the ultra-conservative faction to withdraw from the CBA and found the Conservative Baptist Fellowship (CBF). Craig Williford, 2000-present Denver Seminary is accredited by Association of Theological Schools, North Central Association of Colleges and Schools, and the prestigious Council for Accreditation of Counseling and Related Education Programs (CACREP). Denver Seminary’s flagship training and mentoring program, started by former president Clyde McDowell, has distinguished the seminary from similar evangelical schools and led to a significant increase in student enrollment since it was launched in 1998. Denver Seminary Magazine, published quarterly since 1981, addresses current topics in the church and ministry and is distributed primarily to Denver Seminary alumni and other financial supporters.


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John Lawrenz anointed Steve Witte as president of the Asian porta-sem.

John Lawrenz was an early Church and Changer.


Steve Witte, a founder of Church and Chicanery, has a DMin from Gordon Conwell Seminary. I have his paper from Interlibrary Loan. I hope to get to that later.

Unless WELS went on a buying spree with Schwan grants, the Wisconsin Sect does not own Denver Seminary or Gordon Conwell.

WELS has spent so much offering money at Trinity Seminary in Deerfield (where Our Staff Infection caught the bug) that the synod is listed twice on the official Trinity website for participating in their hideous training in Enthusiasm.

No wonder The Love Shack wants Perish Services to continue. They got high on their own supply.

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GJ - Does anyone wonder where all the bilge is coming from in WELS? ELCA pastors-- like the one at Community of Joy in Phoenix--were doing this over 20 years ago. They are happy to have Church Growth fellowship with co-apostates in WELS and the ELS.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Question: On a side note, with no comment or opinion included, just wondering, why do you spell Baptist as "Babtist"? Is this intentional? Just curious.

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GJ - Regular readers need to study Ichaslang, which I linked in the above article. Recently a member of the infallible Presbyterian Church studied the Ichaslang lexicon and came away edified and mildly amused.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "A Portrait of the Pastor as a Young Heretic":

What we have here is a demonstration of the ability to outsource religious leadership. Now WELS can close its schools in favor of contracting for what people want to hear, and the way they want to hear it. Thank Ski and Jeske for the disservice.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Soon services can be piped in from India or China since it costs less to train ministers there. We have the technology.

A tinge of Buddhism will increase the attendance and go global.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

Where can interested persons get a DMin on the internet? I see a lot of tax breaks under the Gayla Tropical Event.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Foreign DMins in the Wisconsin Synod":

One reason I have been a member of WELS is because I was asssured the pastors were all educated at Mequon and all believed and taught God's Word in its truth and purity. I feel scammed. I don't know who to believe anymore. I may as well join a non-denominational church closer to home instead of driving to a WELS church. So many pastors no longer write their sermons as taught in the seminary. They use non-Lutheran materials. I can get that at other churches. I joined WELS to be under WELS doctrine. I feel deceived. What is happening here?

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GJ - Look at Mark Jeske at St. Marcus. He wrote in his blog that everything has to change. His disciples all use the same schwaermer-fundy words, which can mean anything, such as "a changeless Christ in a changing world." Or - "shining the Gospel light." But look at what they read and the sermons they plagiarize. Study their idols: Andy Stanley, Craig Groeschel, Mark Driscoll, Leonard Sweet, and the gang at Granger Community Church. The only Lutherans they can tolerate are Waldo Werning and Kent Hunter, Missourians who preceded them in falling at the feet of Fuller/Willow Creek divines.

Finally - follow the money. The Church Shrinkers maximize the money for themselves:

  • $50,000 for a life coach at St. Mark Depere,
  • $250,000 for Jeske, $20,000 for Doebler's Rock and Rollathon,
  • free vicars for SP-in-Waiting Don Patterson, a pastor with a ranch, a luxury home, and safaris in Africa.

    Try to find an issue of The Northwestern Lutheran FIC without key members of Church and Chicanery (or CG allies) as authors. The April issue includes Peter Pan-denominational and Frosty Bivens.
  • Ski Articulates the Vision





    Cheryl Anderson: Keeping Jesus alive at the core of new church

    The Core will hold its first official service at 5:30 p.m. Sunday. But some 150 people already have been flocking to the new church since it signed a one-year lease and took over the former Big Picture Theater of Adventure and Discover in Appleton in early February.


    "I think you have a lot of hurting people who especially in these economic times and what's going on are looking for their savior," said the Rev. Jim "Ski" Skorzewski, pastor of the 300-seat Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod church. "They're looking for answers. When things tend to get tough, they come back to the church. We work really hard to have an environment set up where Jesus is alive and active."

    The idea behind The Core is that Jesus is at the core of everything they do as a church. Its mission is to strengthen the inner and spiritual core of those who attend.

    Although the downtown church targets the 18- to 35-year-old age group, weekly attendance has seen all age groups, from infant to elderly.

    "You've got people who have two incomes with kids to single people to just married and no kids to homeless people," Skorzewski said. "It's a place, I believe, where everyone is welcome."

    A one-year lease was signed Feb. 3 to turn the Big Picture, which had been closed for more than two years, into The Core, an outreach ministry of St. Peter Lutheran Church in Freedom. The $5.1 million Big Picture opened in March 2005. It closed in October 2006 and has remained vacant since.

    In August, Skorzewski, formerly with St. Marcus Lutheran Church in Milwaukee, received a call from St. Peter's pastor, the Rev. Tim Glende, to start the new ministry.

    "We believe Jesus is our lord and savior, and that's the focus of everything we do," Skorzewski said. "We just bring it in a way that has different music and language that's maybe more conversational. We work really hard to use and apply God's word in a way that hits people just right where they are.

    "We share Jesus in a way that affects people's life. That's what his word does."

    Cheryl Anderson: 920-993-1000, ext. 249, or canderson@postcrescent.com

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ski Articulates the Vision":

    Ski gives the impression that the CORE is being faithful when other churches aren't. Comments like "We work really hard to have an environment set up where Jesus is alive and active" and "We share Jesus in a way that affects people's life" implies that others aren't "doing" enough when they simply preach the Word and administer the Sacraments.

    His statements disguise the CORE's intent to tell people only what they want to hear in the way that they want to hear it. We understand from Scripture that faith without works is dead, of course (James 2:26). But based on a quick listen to the Groeschel sermons, Ski's message will put works before faith - he will talk about things I can do to live a better life, be a better Christian, in effect, be "saved". Faith will be in the background, if mentioned at all.

    And citing numbers of people in worship is classic CG speak.

    "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." (2 Tim. 4:3-4, KJV)

    +Martinus



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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ski Articulates the Vision":

    Remember: Let me eat the apple. You get the CORE.

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    Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Ski Articulates the Vision":

    I totally agree with Martinus in the previous post. Ski certainly gives me the impression that he thinks he has something to offer that no other WELS church in the area could does. Well maybe they they do. It's been awhile since I've had MY inner and spiritual "core" strengthened...whatever THAT means. They are proud of those numbers though, aren't they?