They'll Have Fun, Fun, Fun

The T-Bird was placed to provide modesty for Miss Katie Perry,
a quality lacking in her music and life.
Pastor Tim's eyes were not PhotoShopped.
They were bugged out in the original photo he posted.

Sing This With A Digital Keyboard

Verse 1:
Well, they got their donor’s fund
And they cruised through the Schwaermer camps, now
Seems they forgot all about the Confessions
Like they told their DP, now.
And with the rock songs blastin' goes
Cruisin' just as fast as they can, now

Chorus 1:
And they’ll have fun, fun, fun
'Til their donor takes their funding away
(Fun, fun, fun, til their donor takes their funding away)

Verse 2:

Well, the guys can't stand them
'Cause they walk, look, and drive like some Babtists,
(You walk like a Babtist, you talk like a Babtist)
They make the Drive Oh-Nine look like
The Roman chariot race, now.
(You look like a Babtist, you sound like an Babtist)
A lot of guys try to catch them
But they lead 'em on a wild goose chase, now
(You drive like a Babtist, you worship like Babtists)

And they’ll have fun, fun, fun
'Til their donor takes their funding away
(Fun, fun, fun, til their donor takes their funding away)

Instrumental break (organ/guitar solo):

Verse 3:
Well, you knew all along
That your SP was gettin' wise to you, now
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
And since he took your set of keys
We been thinkin' that your fun is all through now,
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)
But you can come along with Jeske
'Cause you got a lot of things to do now,
(You shouldn't-a lied, now, you shouldn't-a lied)

Chorus 2 [2X]:
And you’ll have fun, fun, fun
Jerry Kieschnick wants their funding his way.
(Fun, fun, fun, Jerry Kieschnick wants their funding his way.)

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "They'll Have Fun, Fun, Fun":

GJ, for a square dude, you seem to have this rock and roll thing down. One of those things that makes you go hhmmmmm......

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GJ - I know a little about pop, rock, and folk music. The difference is - I know the other side fairly well, but the Shrinkers are ignorant of classical music, Lutheran hymnody, and the Confessions. Their feeble attempts to justify themselves via the adiaphora argument prove they have neither read nor comprehended the Book of Concord.

The CORE has floated on a tidal wave of loot, but will collapse when the funding runs out. The situation cried out for a troubadour, and I had a few minutes free.

Glende and Ski confuse satire with satyr, so I try to help them with the basics. I realize they have suffered from a third-rate education in Lutheran doctrine, so I try to be compassionate.

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From Facebook:

Aaron refuses to take off his Superman sweatshirt before going out in public, even though it's full of holes. He said, "Those are the places the bullets bounced off."

I looked up her husband's name. It's Aaron!

But I think she means her son.

I hope so.

Last Post on the Gay Martin Luther College Video, Part Two

How Easily the Bible Is Overturned by a Vote

WLC speaker  -

Roman Catholic Archbishop Weakland used

church money to hush up his boyfriend.

Is anything too low for WLC?

By Rachel Zoll

Associated Press
Saturday, August 13, 2005 


ORLANDO, Aug. 12 -- A national meeting of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America rejected a proposal Friday that would have allowed gays in committed relationships to serve as clergy under certain conditions.

The measure would have affirmed the church ban on ordaining sexually active gay men and lesbians, but it would have allowed bishops and church districts, or synods, to seek an exception for a particular candidate -- if that person was in a long-term relationship and met other restrictions.

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GJ - Any vote can be overturned, as this article (just posted by dissenters) proves.

In time, any liberal--like ELCA Bishop Kenneth Sauer--can be turned into a grouchy, old, legalistic fuddy-duddy, because apostates accelerate the decline. The older liberals, who enabled the disaster, are left behind. They object and the new leaders laugh at them.

Thus WELS trained many pastors to be Pentecostals and Babtists, but booted them when their students took Mequon doctrinal training to its logical conclusion. The synod Church Growth stars, the shining examples, became official Enthusiasts instead of covert Enthusiasts. Some just kept sliding and became obnoxious atheists.