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| ELDONA Pastor Eric Stefanski's church is in Harrison, Arkansas, the home of one of the largest KKK encampments in America. |
“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Missouri and WELS have taught their spineless pastors diligently. They all worship the organization and strive - when kicked out - to start a new organization like the old one, but with less money and far fewer congregations.
America has more synodettes than most can imagine - and why not? These micro-sects have a chance at scoring free flower charts, free liturgical calendars derived from Rome, and free napkins embossed with the Thrivent trademark.
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| Bishop DeJaynes was unable to make it to this photo-op at the Salem Cathedral in Malone, Texas. Hay bale beards make some of them look like extras from "Living in an Amish Paradise." |
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| The St. Ignatius Seminary is built to handle the influx of students from other mini-synods with micro-populations. |
