Diablo informed me that I was moving into Kudu Don Patterson's district, which includes Arkansas.
Mrs. Ichabod said, "Where do you get Kudu Don as a name?"
I answered, "He wrote to me using that email address. I looked up kudu and saw it was a deer found in Africa. He probably killed those too."
I probably won't win a free safari trip for revealing this information, but who has promoted Don's contacts better than I?
His links page is a good indication of his contacts, although he omitted Church and Change for some reason.
I tried to kelm his code, but he has a web designer doing that, and it does not translate well on Blogger.
Listed below are the people his diciples (Stetzer spelling) should emulate:
Time of Generic Grace with Mark Jeske
Time of Grace is a growing multi-media ministry which produces truly excellent bible-based, Christ-centered lessons that are available in video, audio and written formats. Their weekly TV program (which can be viewed on-line) is a great venue for learning God's Word.[GJ - Jeske has three staff members as Chicanery board members, so figure that one out.]
Wisconsin Lutheran Child & Family Services
The purpose of WLCFS is to apply the healing and helping ministry of Jesus Christ to people in a sinful and troubled world. Services that are available include: Christian-based counseling, help with retirement and assisted living, help with substance abuse and more.[GJ - This is a key node in the Chicanery network, linked with Parlow, Kelm, and Witte.]
Holy Word Lutheran - Austin, Texas
Holy Word Lutheran church has been a part of the north Austin community in central Texas for nearly 40 years. Since 1992, Kudu Don Patterson has served as their pastor and the church has a very active ministry, including a K-8th grade school and numerous weekly bible studies.10601 Bluff Bend Drive, Austin TX 78753
Church: 512-836-4264, School: 512-836-0660
[GJ - So why do you need a free vicar every year?]
New Life Lutheran - Shoreview, Minnesota
New Life Lutheran has been part of the Shoreview (north Twin City metro) community for over 20 years and is one of the founding sponsors of the Reason For Hope broad- cast in the Twin Cities. They welcome all visitors for Christian worship, prayer, Bible study and fellowship.180 County Road F West, Shoreview MN 55126
Church: 651-484-1169
"Our Mission
We exist to carry out the will of God who has commanded us to proclaim the Good News of salvation through Jesus Christ to the entire world. To accomplish this we unite in worship and join together in Christian fellowship. We grow in God's grace through Bible Study. We witness to the world that Jesus Christ is everyone's Savior through his perfect life, sacrificial death, and triumphant resurrection. We desire to share the comforting confidence that everyone can be certain of eternal salvation through God's promise of forgiveness and peace in Jesus Christ." [GJ - Nothing about being Lutheran in confession or the Means of Grace. This could be Babtist Stetzer's mission statement. They do have "make disciples" below, so they get 5 points for spelling disciples right. Stetzer can't do that with "two doctorates and two masters."]
Here are some laughs - True North is their campus ministry, so they have quasi-Lutheran articles linked to read. One of them is "Parasytic (sic) Human Life," from jesuschallenge.org, a link that does not work right now. Maybe because I spelled it right.
Christ Lutheran - North St. Paul, Minnesota
Christ Lutheran has numerous weekly Bible studies in addition to its Sunday worship services and K-8 grade school. They are also one of the founding sponsors of the Reason For Hope broadcast in the Twin Cities. 2475 17th Ave. East, North St. Paul, MN 55109
Church: 651-777-5771, School: 651-777-1450
[GJ - Don't miss Praise in the Park]
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Kudu Don Patterson's Network - Revealed by Kudu Do...":
Greg - would you please stop posting about my network. I am next in line for district pope and your exposure is not helping my cause.
President in Exile Gurgel and I need time to plan our next safari to Stetzer's latest conference. We don't need all these questions about our rock and roll church, free vicar and staph minister grants, soccer for Jesus projects, and the like. Thank you - Gunga Don.
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GJ - He is a far, far better man than you or I, Gunga Don.
