Monday, December 28, 2009

Some Characteristics of WELS/ELS/Missouri Enthusiasm Centers - Church Growth Congregations





Gratuitous Animal Photo


  1. They avoid the name Lutheran whenever possible.
  2. They promote women's ordination and women usurping authority in the church.
  3. They count on cell groups to make them grow, sometimes demanding membership in one as a condition for membership in the church. Just like the Pietists.
  4. They love Reformed doctrine and attack any Lutheran who does not.
  5. They love every denomination except their own.
  6. They see the Sacraments as barriers to their success.
  7. They call those who love the pipe organ "legalists" but demand that the pipe organ never be used. 
  8. They imagine a jazz band will actually improve worship.
  9. They replace sermons with coaching, worship with entertainment.
  10. They take of their tummies during the Sunday embarrassment. Coffee and snacks are provided for the truly self-centered.
  11. They argue heatedly that love will convert people.
  12. They actually think growth depends on the amount of money spent, using "low" figures to shock people into spending oodles on silliness.
  13. They are spiritual tyrants in the parish but insubordinate in their own denominations.
  14. The ministers use their positions to support a degenerate lifestyle, taking advantage of the weak in their own congregations - preying upon them and demanding silence.


Advance Warning for Chicaneries






29th Biennial Convention of the
Arizona-California District of the
Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod
June 14-16, 2010

 
Convention Flow Chart

Downloadable version in pdf

Monday, June 14, 2010
Morning
11:00 a.m.      Opening Communion Service at King of Kings Lutheran Church,
Apache Junction, Arizona
Afternoon
1:30 p.m.        Start of afternoon session
District President’s report
Elections begin and continue through the convention
2:00 p.m.        Keynote address and discussion—Part I 
“The Theology of the Cross”
Rev. Daniel M. Deutschlander
Professor Emeritus, Martin Luther College, New Ulm, Minnesota


How Many WELS Congregations
Avoid the Name Lutheran?
List Them Here




Display in the WELS Holy Spirit Room

The Conference of Pussycats advised congregations that it was wrong to avoid the Lutheran name. They were in a weak position, of course.
  1. The WELS leaders took Lutheran away from magazine masthead, making it non-Lutheran in appearance. The Tell-It-Not-in-Gath folks just lost that round, with the name restored.
  2. WELS changed from The Lutheran Hymnal to Christian Worship. I know Lutheran is in the sub-title, but no other Lutheran hymnal has dodged the name in the main title. Does anyone say something other than "Christian Worship"?
  3. WELS Lutherans For Life formed separately because it was a sin, a sin I tell ya, to work with Missouri. Real estate mogul Robert Fleischman changed the name to Christian Life Resources, so no one knows it is pro-life and Lutheran. CLR works with all denominations now, especially twenties, fifties, and c-notes.

DisHonor Roll - NonLutheran WELS Congregations

Floyd Luther Stolzenburg advised WELS on Church Growth:
how to start a stealth mission - Pilgrim!

  • Pilgrim Community Church, Columbus, Ohio, started by VP Paul Kuske, Floyd Luther Stolzenburg, and Roger Zehms. RIP. One announcement from Zehms/Stolzenburg included - "Standing where Luther stood." Indeed.


Mark Freier is now a life-coach
He has performed marriages for atheists and Hindoos, 
catered events, and damaged several churches.



  • CrossRoads Community Church, S. Lyons, Michigan, started with the blessing of DP Robert Mueller and VP Kuske, misled by Rick Miller, Mark Freier, Kelly Voigt. RIP Thriving as an Evangelical Covenant Church. And they used to thank the WELS pastors for getting them started. Pastor Joe has omitted those words from this page. Ichabod effect? I think so.


    Jeff Gunn's websty is a marvel to behold.


    Feel the buzz at Crosswalk?




No room for Lutheran on the Crossroads, Chicago banner?

John [Hoh],
Thands (sic) for illustrating so well some key issues we face as we consider how best to communicate the message entrusted to us. You mentioned previously that you used these illustrations in your presentation at the recent Church and Change Conference. I wasn't able to make your session (there were way too many "must-attend" offerings at this conference). Do you have materials/handouts that you could post or otherwise make available for those who missed it?
Mike Borgwardt, Crossroads Church, Chicago. [Secret Church and Change list-serve.]




  • Christ the Rock, Round Rock, Texas. $50,000 a year for Gretchen, plus the pastor's salary and benefits. Attendance - about 30. Blog - Rock and Roll (RIP).


Ski cuddled with MariQueen, Playboy model and alleged singer.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "How Many WELS Congregations Avoid the Name Luthera...":

Few pastors can or will walk in the footsteps of Christ the way Ski does. More power to him. Lesser pastors fear taking the Word to the dens of iniquity the way Ski does. In time we can expect Ski’s trophy pictures to include escorts, strippers, and street walkers.

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  • The CORE.
    Ski, Glende, and Katie run off to Schwaermer conferences, like Drive, Dirt, Story, Catalyst, and Granger Community. Cost - $250,000 in less than a year. Results - 9 members, including transfers from a local WELS church. 

  • Latte Church, aka http://www.casualaboutchurch.org/ aka St. Andrew, Waunakee. Gushingly promoted in FIC, St. Andrew has a woman who "administers the Means of Grace."
  • Coffee is apparently a Means of Grace at Latte Church.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "How Many WELS Congregations Avoid the Name Luthera...":

In regards to the life coach, the trajectory is pathetic, albeit predictable. Semi-spiritual terminology is mated to crass humanism: "missional and mission statements", "kairos moments", etc. It is shameless self-absorbtion and utter nonsense. The website mentions Henri Nouwen as a mentor? Egaaads! Let this serve as a warning to all how swiftly one generation can suffer shipwreck when it casts off its moorings.


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Nouwen


GJ - I truly doubt that Father Henri Nouwen "mentored" Mark Freier. I knew Nouwen at Yale, but I did not take his classes. I knew students who did, and they never tried to claim some special status. I suggest that "P Boy" read The Wind in the Willows and try to imitate the truly repentant Toad of Toad Hall. Mark earned his nickname in WELS, but I will let others explain it.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "How Many WELS Congregations Avoid the Name Luthera...":

Every day we DON'T hear from the synod prez or others in charge that they are investigating and putting a stop to Ski's shenanigans, is another day the WELS slips closer and closer to losing this member. I wonder what Mrs. Ski thinks about his pictures with poptarts? From the looks of this picture, I get the impression he doesn't much care. He's proud enough to post this where all can see. I think the CORE is the first place the synod should start the cleanup and go from there.

Will Patterson Campaign for DP by Bragging about Rock and Roll Church?





At this address:

There is a map, too, but I got tired of fussing with the graphics. Look it up on Google Maps. The websty would be a lot more interesting, but Kudu Don Patterson forced it down to one page so he could run for DP without too many more pratfalls. Ichabod's fault. Sorry folks. I can link y'all to about 100 other identical Schwaermer sites. Seriously.




3300 E Palm Valley Blvd
Round Rock, TX 78665
Phone 512-470-2133

Sunday Worship Gathering: 10 am

CHRISTMAS SCHEDULE AT CTR
Thursday, December 24, 6:30pm
Christmas Eve Service of Song and Hope  <==A few days ago!

Sunday, December 27, 10am
Service of Bible Lessons and Christmas Carols  <==Yesterday! They need a grant, please. Ask Joe to stop blogging and help with the giant one-page websty. Updating takes so long.

Happy Reader






Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "The Other Side of the Two-Headed Calf Is Mooing, T...":

This stuff is weird. I had no idea, thanks for the info.
cw



Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Some Eastern Orthodoxy Scenes":

ROFL, I almost spewed my coffee out onto my computer, really.

I'm still plowing through the archives, really good stuff here, thanks again.


Church and Chicanry on Security Lock-Down!
DefCon 5! Batten Down the Hatches!
The Power of the Word




Patterson sponsored a pagan Easter egg hunt at his church.
I am sure he was not the Easter bunny. PETA would never allow it.

WELS pastors used to worry about Parcher posting in Christian News, but that was a limited audience, and few people keep their copies for long. Now they get Ichabod every time they Google anything about WELS. That is also true for hundreds of pictures and graphics. Try that at home, fellow students. Someone said, "It's incredible the power your blog has throughout the WELS."
  1. Doebler dismantled his website on orders from Patterson and Gurgle. 
  2. Patterson has locked down his Facebook so that his safari adventures aren't exposed. 
  3. Patterson's church website announcements haven't been updated in several months either. 
  4. The Southern Babtist Central District will no longer post their minutes/reports on the district site. 
  5. Names of key Chicaneries are being dropped from board listings. 
  6. The Changers are finally recognizing that the Internet postings and sites reveal a clear picture of their pan-denominational Rock and Roll church agenda.
Joe, Tim, Larry, Moe, Curly - I thought no one read Ichabod.



Gurgle is definitely mentoring Patterson as his campaign for South Central DP gets underway.
This is an obvious PhotoShop because Patterson will not post of photo of them working together.




Who sent you? Ichabod? Get away!


Joe Krohn's English Matches His Theology




Joe Krohn, aka LutherRocks, aka ex-Rockmeister at
the Doebler/Patterson Emerging Church in Round Rock.



LutherRocks has left a new comment on your post "Not Sure If Your Ears Can Handel This Cacophony fr...":

What about a song that has solid Lutheran (sic - missing word) and rocks and is done well? Hmmmm?

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GJ - Joe Krohn is shy about using his own name on Ichabod, but he always used it on the secret Church and Change list-serve. He went to at least one conference and wrote often, gushingly without discernment.

I found the photo above on Facebook, but he is much more secretive again. When he published his short-lived Rock and Roll Church blog, he was shy about his identity too. In an unusual display of modesty, he erased all his files.

I have compiled all the Chicanery conversations that were sent to me by various sources. Since then the Slinkers have gone to their secret Yahoo groups, after discovering their security was as good as Northwest Airlines.

If you want the Word file, write me an email. I will email the attachment in a plain, brown wrapper. The document is about 300 pages long. Those hot-air merchants never stop talking - in secret.


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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Joe Krohn's English Matches His Theology":

Joe considers a Quia subscription to the Lutheran Confesssions to be cultish. Here are a few of Joe's quotes from the New Age Church and Change discussions:

I have been following this Dr. Sweet thread and it's morphs with great interest. This is a great example of the verse "iron sharpens iron" a pastor friend of
mine uses quite often....But you have to remain relevant in today’s society and if we need to bring in someone who can help us, I say go for it! When I see churches like Lakewood in Houston buy the old Omni because of their growth, or Saddleback in California, or Chandler Christian Church right in my back yard buying up chunks of real estate to expand, I think they must be doing something right!! I would never approve of their theologies, but hey, why can’t we take what they are doing right and graft it on our theology? We’re pretty proud of our theology aren’t we? At least that’s the impression I get from this list. We have to get proactive. I fear our Synod has waited too long. At times I grieve for WELS. We just need to get as evangelical as the Evangelicals are and be
like it says in our name: Wisconsin EVANGELICAL Lutheran Synod.
God Bless you all!
Joe Krohn


Hello All!
It was great to be in Minneapolis last week! I found the experience uplifting and inspiring. May God continue to bless us, alot!!! In regards to praying with other Christians. I have struggled with this, especially in light of what happened at our conference and was alluded to in a previous post. As far as our Synod's stance on fellowship, I get it. I agree on most points. But this prayer thing. It just seems that on many fellowship issues, we hold on to them and drive them so deep, that we offend. Then who is throwing obstacles in the way of other Christians and causing division? I was one who prayed along with Dr. Ben Freudenburg's prayer and felt that I did no wrong. I have mixed feelings about how some of my WELS brothers and sisters may feel about this(and me). I have read the passages that our Synod bases it's practices on. Quite frankly, I don't see the relevance in this circumstance. Those passages to me clearly define examples that are much more serious than praying with someone who is much, much more like me in faith than different. I understand that we should be careful. If we relax on some point, then it will be much easier on the next issue and so on.....and soon we find we've compromised everything away. But, what about that beautifully crafted devotion that Pastor Henkel gave about counting kernels and steps? We mustn't be so quick to judge. A worship service wasn't being conducted. There was no communion given. There were no baptisms. Sometimes I think that if one believes in Christ crucified, the Triune God and being baptized is THE way home, that should be good enough, especially when we KNOW that fellow believer is more, MUCH more like us than different.
In His Peace,
Joe Krohn

Dear Pastor (Bob) Gurgel,
I like the name change idea. At times I have wondered this: I love my/our Lutheran heritage. However, to an outsider that has merely looked at us and other churches superficiously (sic), I wander what they think. We talk about holding to the Lutheran Confessions, the Augsburg Confession, what is contained in The Book of Concord. The Mormons hold to The Book of Mormon and the teachings of their forefathers. Other churches I would guess have their sources/standards by which they base their doctrines. Some of it sounds cultish. I like the Followers of Jesus, because THAT is who we are. NOT followers of Luther. And wasn't it Luther who urged his successors NOT to call themselves Lutherans? Luther ALWAYS pointed to where he was coming from. The Word of God.
Have a Blessed Christmas Season everyone!!!
Joe Krohn

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GJ - Hi Joe. See my new post on Church and Chicanery Lock-downs. It will be up when I get done laughing.

I spoke a number of times with Arizona-California-Las Vegas district pastors. They have not accepted CrossBalk as a WELS congregation and do not plan to accept it. There are many doctrinal issues with Jeff Gunn, former poster boy of Church and Change. The lack of Holy Communion is one. I also heard that CrossBalk is being kicked out of ALA because of the sect's alien status. Besides, CrossBalk is low on money now that outside gifts are not coming in - not exactly a roaring success. All the Chicaneries have their trotters in the feed-trough, but the slop is running dry now. Some may have to work for a living.

Too bad Gunn could not get himself hired at Willow Creek Wisconsin Lutheran College. But all of you cult member should be happy that Ski-buddy Buske has the divine call to develop Pietistic cell groups there. Unfortunately, the campus tells me that the college students want serious, liturgical worship there, not more clown acts.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Joe Krohn's English Matches His Theology":

pastorless Jerkson says:

"Unfortunately, the campus tells me that the college students want serious, liturgical worship there, not more clown acts."

That is a real knee-slapper! Nobody tells Jerkson anything. He makes it up and then claims he has sources. I haven't had a laugh like this since I saw a picture of mrs. jerkson.

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GJ - There are far worse comments than the one posted above, but I wanted to let WELS discern the quality of support Church and Change receives on a daily basis. No wonder they have to beg for financial subsidies from the district, synod, Thrivent, and foundations like Antioch. Socially backward people have trouble holding on to jobs, wives, families, and sound doctrine. Where do neglected and abused children go when they grow up? Read the anonymous comment above.


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Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Joe Krohn's English Matches His Theology":

Joe Krohn mentions that he prayed along with Dr. Ben Freudenburg (LCMS) at the Church and Change gathering. Freudenburg also spoke at this NACC gathering of Emergent New Age church growth mentors, http://www.christianstandard.com/pdfs/488.pdf. Note on the second page, Meet God in Worship, "The Desert will provide a different way to commune with God—alone. The Desert is a prayer labyrinth that will be set up in a private area of the convention center, offering a place for individuals to slip away for guided prayer, meditation, and reflection. In the midst of a jam-packed convention, there will be a quiet place for solitude." This is a popular New Age practice which is designed to allow the participant to experience and meet with god outside of Scripture and the Sacraments. This is a communion with the devil and his demons packaged in an appealing wrapper. ELCA states, "Thinking deeply about a passage of scripture while you walk is an excellent way to discover the meaning of God’s word and how it can be applied to your life." "A prayer labyrinth is an ancient tool for reflection on one’s life and spiritual journey. It is an active way of praying because it forces a person to use their whole self (mind, body, and spirit) in prayer, inviting the use of imagination, intuition, and creativity. A labyrinth introduces the idea of a wide and generous path to God, one that is horizontal instead of vertical. It is hoped that walking the labyrinth may bring peace, comfort, clarity, relief from stress, a sense of closeness to God, and new insights and perspectives on problems or questions in your life."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_labyrinth

http://www.lcms.org/pages/internal.asp?NavID=6641

http://www.sundayschoollessons.com/ftlab.htm

http://www.nazarethlutheran.org/prayer-labyrinth/

http://www.gracewoodstock.org/prayers.htm


Does WELS Evangelism Mean Teaching New Age Philosophies?


WELS Pastor Mike Borgwardt went to a Leonard Sweet performance
and loved it. Who paid for that? WELS?

Brett Meyer has left a new comment on your post "Beauty and Value of the Wedge Issue":

The primary wedge issue in the false gospel of Universal Objective Justification. It is a New Age doctrine that has been driven into the Lutheran Synods, hearts and minds. Most do not seem to mind the cold blade on their shoulders. By the grace of God some do.

The continued dabbling in the New Age, Emergent church, doctrines by the Church and Change folks continues to feed the problem. Compare the UOJ doctrine taught in the best selling New Age book The Shack with the WELS UOJ doctrine. They are exactly the same. Here are the C&C quotes on this issue:

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"Thanks for the hint. I heard _____(Leonard Sweet) speak at an "emerging church" conference
this year and he didn't disappoint. Great choice!"
Michael Borgwardt [GJ - WELS Stealth Congregation, Chicago]

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"Full disclosure - this is Joel Kluender speaking - not Jennifer, my wife. I've been following the thread on Leonard Sweet and his being invited by some WELS congregations to the Church and Change conference. I have taken a look at his book online and I must say that what I have found is extremely disturbing.

****Here is a direct quote from his book Quantum Spirituality.
"What tradition supposes Wesley to have discovered at Aldersgate is that Logos is an energy-releasing event. Energy flows are absolutely indispensable to the emergence of life, whether biological or
spiritual.ý Just as farmers are said to provide only 5 percent of the energy necessary to produce crops--the energy of nature provides the other 95 percent--so general reason or logos provides only the energy of receptivity in the divine-human encounter that leads to Logos . God provides the rest by other means." (p. 68)
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"But the energy of divine love was assembled in matter in the human form of the Logos-Christ. Jesus is God's most sublime manifestation of energy matter" (p.64)
And here is my (Joel's) response:
THESE ARE NOT JUST THE INERT, BENIGN MUSINGS ABOUT GOD BY A PHILOSOPHER FASCINATED WITH PHYSICS. THESE ARE FALSE DOCTRINE! IN THESE QUOTES SWEET HAS TAKEN THE CLEAR AND CONCRETE TEACHING OF THE INCARNATE CHRIST, AND COUCHED IT IN NEW-AGE THEOLOGY MASQUERADING AS "NEW LIGHT".
TO TEACH THAT WE HAV ANY PART IN OUR CONVERSION GOES AGAINST THE
CLEAR TEACHING OF SCRIPTURE. THAT IS WHAT THE FIRST QUOTE DOES -
SUGGESTING THAT OUR logos OR REASON PROVIDES 5% AND THE OTHER 95% COMES FROM GOD. BLASPHEMY!
THE SECOND QUOTE THAT JESUS IS "GOD'S MOST SUBLIME MANIFESTATION OF ENERGY MATTER" IS TANTAMOUNT TO DENYING THE ETERNAL DIVINITY OF CHRIST. JESUS IS NOT A "MANIFESTATION" OF GOD. JESUS IS GOD. IN SUMMARY, IF A SPEAKER WHO ESPOUSES THESE VIEWS IS BEING WELCOMED INTO WELS CIRCLES, THERE IS A MAJOR PROBLEM IN THE WELS. FOR THE RECORD, I AM AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER, WITH A MASTERS DEGREE IN MICROELECTRONICS, AND I HAVE TAKEN GRADUATE COURSES IN QUANTUM PHYSICS. WHAT THIS GUY IS TEACHING IS NOT QUANTUM PHYSICS, IT IS BIBLICAL HERESY. ROMANS 6:23 AND JOHN 3:16 SAY MORE OF WORTH TO US AS CHRISTIANS THAN ALL OF THE QUANTUM PSYCHO-BABBLE IN THE WORLD. WE IN WELS SHOULD WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT."
Joel Kluender

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GJ - Once again I have to ask, "Why spend Lutheran money to spread something decidedly anti-Lutheran and anti-Christian?"

I cannot bear to reprint Sweet's self-worshiping bio, so I will link it here. (If you are a Church and Change member, left click the blue line. If you went to Fuller, ask someone to help you.)

Paul Calvin Kelm backed the Sweet Church and Change conference, but he refused to discuss it with his own fellow pastors. Nothing was ever done about Kelm's doctrine or his union membership in Willow Creek - with John Parlow and St. Mark Depere.

Meanwhile, ELCA members are looking for a genuine Lutheran church, not a cheap imitation of a circus founded upon New Age Eastern Polytheism.

Beauty and Value of the Wedge Issue





Someone congratulated me for dealing with ELCA instead of the Chicaneries in WELS. They belong to the same tribe. ELCA is just a few months ahead of the Church and Change agenda. Those who get on the Pietism-Enthusiasm-CGM bandwagon are most likely to stop at Atheist Alley for a long stay.

ELCA was born in Pietism, fermented with political activism, and calcified with the quota system. Only radicals can have a say in ELCA today.

Wedge issues work well in dividing and destroying churches. First there is a little tolerance requested humbly, as Augustine noted. Next, the wedge issue asks for an equal say, as a matter of justice. Once established, the wedge issue assumes total dominance as the only possible answer to the situation. Any other position is ridiculed. Any person representing the traditional viewpoint is pilloried.

No matter how absurd and anti-Biblical the wedge issue, it will divide families, friendships, congregations, and synods. Bureaucrats dodge topics that may divide, so the wedge issue always wins.


Strange New Tolerance in ELCA





I will try to explain this situation for those blessed by non-membership in ELCA.

ELCA met in August and took the final step toward anything-goes ordination and partnering in the parsonage. But that was done under the local option motto. Supposedly the ELCA bishop of the area could decide whether or not to ordain or approve the call of people with alternative concepts of marriage. Just as America still has some dry counties, by vote, so ELCA would have some straight districts, by vote. ELCA follows the LCA in having synods within synods, so I have called the little ones districts.

Northeast Iowa decided to make a move toward rescinding the latest ELCA move, so consternation has followed. The homosexual activists want a clean sweep of all regions. Seminarians are already vowing to refuse calls to Northeast Iowa if the district refuses to loosen up. But alas, too many Iowans have come on down to the farm:






Oddly, the bishop's son has a blog where this conflict is being aired, along with the publication of daddy's letter. The son is a youth pastor and clearly sides with the offended who want to open up Northeast Iowa to their pan-sexuality.

Daddy bishop's expressed role is to continue the conversation and all that blather. Believe in the process, for the process will justify. That may give many Iowans the creepy feeling that NE Iowa's ruling board will find itself flanked by the allegedly neutral bishop.

I understand that bishops also move obliquely in the game of chess.

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News article on NE Iowa opposition.


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Pretty Good Lutherans:

In declining to state a position on partnered gays in the ministry, Ullestad is following in position of ELCA Presiding Bishop Mark Hanson. He, too, has refused to take a public stance and claimed his role was to be a neutral moderator of the issue.

Since the national assembly decision, some gay and lesbian clergy told Pretty Good Lutherans that it’s time for Hanson to break his silence.

“Neutrality makes no sense to me,” said Pastor Megan Rohr of San Francisco. “He speaks out on other justice issue, but he doesn’t talk about this as a justice issue.”

She added: “One of the number one requirements of a pastor in the ELCA is that they (sic) speak in favor of justice.”

From Mothers Against Drunk Democrats - The Senator Who Gave Us Cuban Health Care




Sunday, December 27, 2009

Rich Rev - Poor Rev




Rev. Dr. Stan Olson is on the right, installing a deaconess.

The Rich Dad Poor Dad series is based on a myth. The author's "poor" father was superintendent of the Hawaiian school system, and his "rich" father never existed. Nevertheless, I decided to kelm the concept for this post.

Stan Olson and I were in the same classes at Yale Divinity. Stan was in the doctoral program and I was in the STM program. We took Thessalonians with Abraham Malherbe and the doctoral seminar with Nils Dahl.

We also went to the same LCA congregation, Bethesda, just below the hill where YDS stands. Dahl, Sydney Ahlstrom, George Lindbeck, Jaroslav Pelikan, and Paul Holmer were members of Bethesda. One Sunday I was preaching and a number of YDS professors visited, including Henri Nouwen. The pastor when we were there, Hal Wimmer, became one of the first ELCA bishops when it formed.

Stan earned his PhD and taught at Luther Seminary. He also served a congregation in New Ulm and became a bishop. Now he is serving as head of ELCA's Division for Ministry, one of four main divisions. Apart from achieving the top post, Stan has done it all.

Like Al Barry and Robert Preus, I ended up in various synods while Stan ascended the ranks of the ALC and ELCA. Therefore, I could not avoid running into Stan's name in Lutheran news releases. I recall Stan endorsing Reformed-Lutheran communion, knowing that the Reformed reject the Real Presence and the efficacy of the Word. The ALC pushed for Reformed unionism while the LCA was cuddling with the Antichrist.

Stan was also quoted in his determination to help change the rules for ELCA's homosexual and lesbian clergy. Those who were kicked out will now be welcomed back in, even though one homosexual pastor caused ELCA its biggest lawsuit loss - $40 million.

Perhaps people are thinking that I will label myself the Poor Rev, but I am not. I am the Rich Rev, not in money but in doctrine. I will gladly pass into eternity with nothing left behind, rather than give up the Scriptures and Confessions. I spent my LCA pension money to remain independent, and I have no regrets about that, either.

The Poor Rev is the man who did nothing to stop this travesty but happily pivoted - to change the rules once a convention was manipulated into a desirable outcome.

The Poor Rev has helped impoverish his own church body. He will have a generous retirement, enriched by a constant rise in pension contributions and salary from the same organization. (McCain would be proud of Stan.) In retirement Stan will see ELCA fracture and fail. The dissenters leaving ELCA are inspired, energized, and ready to pay the price for leaving Holy Mother Synod.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Rich Rev - Poor Rev":

Why would any Lutheran (aspiring or not) attend Yale 'divinity' School?????

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GJ - Why would any Lutheran, aspiring or not, attend Mequon, Mankato, St. Louis or Ft. Wayne?



Faithful Service - New Blog Listing




This is an actual photo of John Travolta kissing a shocked Kirk Douglas on the mouth. The idea was simply to give an award
to the distinguished older actor.

I added Faithful Service to the blog list because it gathers plenty of information about ELCA.

Lutheran News is another one, but its linkage does not always work from Ichabod, probably because of its advanced, faulty software.

I find it amusing when people try to demean my research and writing as "bitter." I am genuinely saddened by what the apostates have done to all the Lutheran groups, from ELCA down to the micro-minis.

Just to give a little perspective - The LCA church where I was confirmed in 1964 would have given the WELS Church-and-Changers the boot in a nano-second. We had liturgical services at all times, even at Luther League meetings. We sang Lutheran hymns. The sermons were Biblical, not coaching, self-help, name-it-and-claim-it travesties copied from the Schwaermer. Nor was my last LCA call any different in its use of liturgy, creeds, and hymns. I was happy to be much more grounded in better Lutheran hymns while attending LCMS and WELS congregations.

I wrote a book-length manuscript about ELCA apostasy in 1987. Christian News published it as a special issue. The conservative Lutheran synods were all embarrassed about Out of the Depths of ELCA because they were working with ELCA and dividing up the AAL/LB loot while doing it.

One chapter in the manuscript was about homosexual activism in the ALC, LCA and mainline groups. All of it was carefully documented.

Everyone continued as before, as if the Flood was not going to happen. Every joint meeting and joint ministry with ELCA only encouraged the apostates to do even more, and they did so with great zest and flair. One cannot separate the current fruit of their labors from the vast number of earlier ELCA-LCMS-WELS-ELS ecumenical projects funded with AAL/LB/Thrivent dollars. The hypocritical CLC (sic) has also participated through Thrivent, in spite of their nuanced, Pharisaical claims. WELS has stopped its "ill-advised" projects with ELCA.

The Munich Pact with the Episcopalians started the howls of outrage in ELCA. I believe the surrender to Rome in the joint statement on justification came before the episcopal debacle. Both employed the Delta technique of feigning mass participation while directing a predetermined goal. The vote against Biblical standards in August was another example of the same techniques.

I am glad ELCA finally outed itself brazenly as a dictatorial, dishonest, thuggish, and brutal organization. I have been astounded at members putting up with all the previous onslaughts. Now they no excuse.


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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faithful Service - New Blog Listing":

"The hypocritical CLC (sic) has also participated through Thrivent, in spite of their nuanced, Pharisaical claims."

Your ministry was always full of lies, and so is this a lie. Prove it!

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GJ - AAL published on the Net the participating members of their branches. Several were CLC (sic) congregations. After that was discussed, one congregation mysteriously disappeared from the published list. The large one in Mankato was known for participating in AAL. That was funny, because the CLC (sic) was always defining itself as so pure, so concerned about fellowship, and so much better than the others. One CLC (sic) pastor was kicked out by Pope Dan Fleischer for discussing the Mankato situation. I heard the audio tape. Eggs Albrecht, the previous president, quit the CLC (sic) in disgust, with his two congregations. Someone said he rejoined later.

I recently told a pastor, "The CLC exists to make people thankful that there is something far worse than the worst parts of WELS."


Alternatives to ELCA





ELCA Presiding Bishop Mark Hanson dons his bright episcopal apparel.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
I didn't say it.


ELCA elites on wrong road
By: Les Ristinen, Frazee, Minn.

The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America elites have apparently determined that social and lifestyle policies that contradict Scripture are not congregational voting issues. It is in print that the ELCA spent $1.15 million on the sexuality studies but did not allow congregations to determine if such a study was necessary or valid. Nor did ELCA hierarchy allow congregations to vote on the issue of accepting Biblical sinful lifestyles.

Congregational donations are intended for God’s work. Our funding is meant for spreading God’s word, not to study ways to subvert Scripture to accommodate sinful lifestyles. We can only guess what future nonconforming issues are on the ELCA elitist agenda.

Alternatives to the ELCA have emerged. They truly promote healthy marriage, family culture, religious and personal responsibility. Lutheran CORE (Coalition for Renewal) has taken action to create a new resource Lutheran body that is not committed to “lifestyle over Scripture.” Another Lutheran spiritual leader is Lutheran Congregations in Mission for Christ, which accepts continued ELCA membership while faithful to God’s Word.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Alternatives to ELCA":

Wasn’t the issue of scriptural inerrancy the cause for so many problems within the ELCA. Do many ELCA church members realize that CORE and LCMC are, theologically speaking, the ELCA minus gay clergy. If they knew, then would many hopeful ELCA churchgoers still be eager to join CORE or LCMC?

Reject organized religion? And how many people have the self-discipline to read, study, pray, and sing God's word on their own, alone in their own home, every week.

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GJ - Denial of the Word--authority, sufficiency, clarity, efficacy, and inerrancy--made straight the highway for man's philosophy du jour.

The first battle lost was over the original text of the Bible. Once they made people uncertain about the text of the Scriptures, the best preserved of all ancient books, they moved on to other areas.


More ELCA Cuts



"Nodding our heads like yeah, shaking our hips like yeah."
Cutting our staff like yeah.


The Lutheran

12/7/2009
Southeastern Synod may cut grants, staff

In many ELCA synods, the new year will bring new concerns for funding of vital ministries.

Take the Southeastern Synod, where Bishop H. Julian Gordy committed to keeping synod members "informed and to be transparent in all decision-making."

In January 2010, the synod's council will consider budget cuts for the rest of the 2010 fiscal year. The cuts, which could be effective as soon as Feb. 1., would reduce, but not eliminate grants (more than 12 percent of the synod's proposed $3.67 million 2010 budget) to Southern Seminary, Newberry College, social ministry organizations, and other ministries.

Layoffs 'inevitable'

The proposed cuts would also affect synod staff, whose salaries were reduced by an overall (but not across the board) 10 percent in September 2009. According to a Dec. 5 letter from Bishop H. Julian Gordy to synod leaders, "layoffs will be inevitable in the first part of the coming year."

Gordy wrote that annual unrestricted mission support from congregations was down more than five percent from 2008. While early 2009 looked promising, the months from July to November showed a 13 percent decline from those same months in the previous year. "This is the time of year when we would normally expect mission support to be increasing, as congregations seek to fulfill their pledges prior to year-end," Gordy wrote. "So far, we are seeing much the opposite, and the negative impact next year, unless the downward trend is reversed, will be profound."

In a Dec. 7 interview with The Lutheran, Gordy said he attributed some of the decline to the economy, and some to the actions of the 2009 ELCA Churchwide Assembly. The assembly approved a social statement on human sexuality. It also acted to allow congregations, if they choose, to call ministers who are in committed same-gender relationships.

In synods across the ELCA, some congregations have reported withholding, but actual numbers are hard to come by. "We've heard from some congregations that are withholding or designating their giving," Gordy said. "We've also had some congregations make special gifts [beyond their regular mission support], or say they hope to do more than last year. But [the extra giving] hasn't made up the difference yet."

Synod staff have been in conversations with many congregations, Gordy said, "to talk about how people who disagree can still be the church together."

In the ELCA, unrestricted (as opposed to designated) mission support from congregations (part of what many congregations term ‘benevolence') is sent to synods. Synods then pass on a portion—in many cases, nearly half—to churchwide ministries. Because the funds are unrestricted, they can be used in "a way that best supports and serves the kinds of covenantal relationships our church has, and trusts the people who carry out those relationships," Gordy said.

Not about what it does 'for us'

Worst-case scenario? "If we withhold money from a local congregation, synod or churchwide because we're not happy with one another, pretty soon those people who have the money to exercise that sort of clout would be the ones to make all the decisions," Gordy said. "And the sense of the body of Christ deliberating together gets lost. The church is not a voluntary organization of like-minded individuals. It is the body of Christ and that means we're called to be together with people we don't agree with."

Gordy hopes members address areas of disagreement, such as sexuality, in "more covenantal ways." Those ways include conversation and the ELCA's "constitutional, confessional and democratic" structure, he said. "We influence one another through conversations more than through the very blunt instrument of withholding."

Communicating this can be a struggle, Gordy said. "We live in such a highly individualistic, consumeristic culture," he said, adding: "I get asked a lot: ‘What does the synod do for us? What does the ELCA do for us? ...But we didn't come together for what it does ‘for us.' We came together because God's people come together to do more work in the world. Look at [Hurricane] Katrina. Especially here [in Southeastern Synod] we know that individuals and congregations—working through churchwide structures—did things that folks alone couldn't do."

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12/9/2009
Pacifica Synod faces budget cuts

Among the ELCA Pacifica Synod's more than 120 congregations, undesignated mission support was down 15 to 20 percent through November, said Richard Ajer, assistant to the bishop for administration, finance and mission support.

"Some congregations are withholding as a sign of protest, [six] are in various stages of voting to leave, and the economy has hit our area really hard. We have many struggling, small congregations, where even a full-time pastor is a huge stretch."

Pacifica's synod council is working on a revised 2010 spending plan that is roughly 80 percent of the original $2.18 million for the synod assembly to consider in May, Ajer said.

ELCA Bishop - We Need To Recruit More Members




ELCA Bishop Eaton

Bishop's Article: Northeastern Ohio Synod
Northeast Ohio Synod, ELCA ^ | 15 December AD 2009 | Bishop Elizabeth Eaton

Posted on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:56:36 PM by lightman

From NE Ohio December newsletter - Bishop's Article:

On December third we held a special meeting of the synod council, deans, committee chairs and synod staff to take a look at the projected $250,000-$400,000 deficit for fiscal year 2010-11. Since a $400,000 deficit is a jaw-dropping number to me, I wanted advice on how to carry out the ministry that we do together as a synod. The short-term solution is to reduce hours and compensation for the entire staff. Developing a long-term solution is going to take a lot more work.

I have had many people who are quick to point out that it is the actions of the churchwide assembly that got us into this mess. I know that members and congregations are withholding mission support. It is not always clear if this is principled or punitive. When I explained at a meeting with a congregation the effects of withholding support – camps, colleges, seminaries, social service agencies all will suffer, not to mention synod and churchwide staff – one person responded, “Good. Maybe you’ll get the point.”

Well, here’s the point as I see it and it has little to do with sex or churchwide assemblies: Of course the actions of this summer’s assembly have exacerbated the current crisis, but they are not the cause. If we had never had a human sexuality study, if ministry policies remained the same, we would still get to where we are now. Maybe not as quickly, but inexorably. I am convinced that this is not a financial crisis, nor is it a membership recruitment crisis. It is a spiritual crisis. We have coasted in this church and its predecessors for generations. We cling to a nostalgic image of the church that we remember from our childhood. And since the average church-going Lutheran is twenty years older than the average U.S population, that childhood was a long time ago.

The world has changed. The church no longer has a place of privilege. Sunday mornings are no longer off limits. When planning new communities fewer places are allotted to religious institutions because they don’t pay taxes and developers have determined that they don’t add value to the community. Twenty- and thirty-somethings are absent from our pews. This reality didn’t come about in the just the past four months.

What do we do? Compete with the mega-churches? Jettison the Lord’s Prayer and the Creed to be more accessible? Preach a “health and wealth” gospel that promises people their “best life now”? Rescind every action of every churchwide assembly since 1988?

No.

In the beginning Advent was a penitential season. Only after centuries did it become a season of preparation and anticipation. For me, and especially this year, Advent is a time to cling more tightly to the gospel. When we read in Isaiah, “The people who walked in darkness have seen a great light; those who dwelt in a land of deep darkness, on them has light shined.” We see the reality of our situation. On our own we are helpless and lost. We cannot effect our deliverance. We are, as Dietrich Bonhoeffer said, “like prisoners who must wait for someone from the outside to unlock our cell”. The death and resurrection of Jesus has done that. That is our core belief. That is the faith. It is Christ and Christ crucified that is the unshakable foundation of the church. And it is a matter of life and death. If we as the ELCA cannot recover some of the urgency of the faith, if we are unwilling to bet our lives on this gospel then no amount of programming or hand-wringing will make any difference. But if, with God’s help, we are able to shake off our spiritual lassitude there is no power on earth that can withstand the gospel.


Another ELCA Church Leaving





Church nears ELCA exodus
Inforum ^ | J. Shane Mercer | December 17 2009

Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:51:32 AM by rhema

Congregants at American Lutheran Church in Long Prairie, Minn., have voted in favor of a resolution to leave the nation’s largest Lutheran denomination.

The congregation voted 129-11 Sunday to exit the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. A two-thirds majority vote was required. A second two-thirds vote must be taken for the congregation to officially separate from the ELCA.

The decision by members of American Lutheran comes as the 4.6 million-member ELCA deals with the aftermath of its Churchwide Assembly in August when the church moved to allow gays in committed relationships to serve in the clergy. The assembly also passed a controversial sexuality social statement.

Since the assembly, several churches have expressed desire to leave the ELCA.

The Rev. Bill Bakewicz, pastor of the 766-member congregation in Long Prairie, was pleased with the 92 percent vote, taking it to mean that the church’s congregation will remain intact.

“It’s very gratifying for me to know that we’re not going to go through that experience” of a church split, he said.

He said the church may lose a “handful” of people.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if we did because you’re not going to ever get a hundred percent on something like this. It’s not going to happen,” he said.

A date for the second vote has not been set. Bakewicz said the church has not decided what denomination it would affiliate with.

In a written news release, ELCA Northwestern Synod Bishop Larry Wohlrabe said he was “saddened” by the vote.

“ALC has been a strong and active congregation in our synod,” he said. “I have made some friends in the parish, and I have high regard for their pastor.”

Wohlrabe said “members of ALC have been struggling for some time with their affiliation with the ELCA. The congregation has, over the last few years, brought several resolutions to our synod assemblies that have expressed disagreement with or disappointment over certain actions and stances taken by the ELCA.”

He concluded his statement by saying, “Whether they stay with us or depart from the ELCA, we will continue to regard them as brothers and sisters in Christ.”


Write Ichabod? - Someone Has Done That Already


 
To: SmithL; lightman
Since 1995 the congregation has held a "Feast of Expulsion" in late December, commemorating the date when the congregation was expelled from the ELCA, according to a news release from the congregation.

In its we're-flaunting-our-apostasy spirit, the ELCA should initiate a "Feast of Ichabod," commemmorating the date when Ichabod was written on its denominational door.


I published this photo, too. The storm took place at the ELCA convention and helped make a point. Like ELCA, it was no longer straight.

The Sunday After Christmas




Justification by Faith, by Norma Boeckler

The Sunday after Christmas

Pastor Gregory L. Jackson

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethany-lutheran-worship

Bethany Lutheran Church, 10 AM Central Time


The Hymn # 85:1-8 From Heaven Above 4.55
The Confession of Sins
The Absolution
The Introit p. 16
The Gloria Patri
The Kyrie p. 17
The Gloria in Excelsis
The Salutation and Collect p. 19
The Epistle and Gradual
The Gospel
Glory be to Thee, O Lord!
Praise be to Thee, O Christ!
The Nicene Creed p. 22
The Sermon Hymn #85:9-15 From Heaven Above 4.55

The Virgin Birth in Paul

The Hymn #657 Beautiful Savior 4.24
The Preface p. 24
The Sanctus p. 26
The Lord's Prayer p. 27
The Words of Institution
The Agnus Dei p. 28
The Nunc Dimittis p. 29
The Benediction p. 31
The Hymn #83 Hark! What Mean Those Holy Voices 4:40

KJV Galatians 4:1 Now I say, That the heir, as long as he is a child, differeth nothing from a servant, though he be lord of all; 2 But is under tutors and governors until the time appointed of the father. 3 Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the world: 4 But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law, 5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons. 6 And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father. 7 Wherefore thou art no more a servant, but a son; and if a son, then an heir of God through Christ.

KJV Luke 2:33 And Joseph and his mother marvelled at those things which were spoken of him. 34 And Simeon blessed them, and said unto Mary his mother, Behold, this child is set for the fall and rising again of many in Israel; and for a sign which shall be spoken against; 35 (Yea, a sword shall pierce through thy own soul also,) that the thoughts of many hearts may be revealed. 36 And there was one Anna, a prophetess, the daughter of Phanuel, of the tribe of Aser: she was of a great age, and had lived with an husband seven years from her virginity; 37 And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day. 38 And she coming in that instant gave thanks likewise unto the Lord, and spake of him to all them that looked for redemption in Jerusalem. 39 And when they had performed all things according to the law of the Lord, they returned into Galilee, to their own city Nazareth. 40 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him.

Sunday After Christmas
O almighty and everlasting God, mercifully direct our ways, that we may walk in Thy law, and be made to abound in good works: through Thy beloved Son, Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with Thee and the Holy Ghost, one true God, world without end. Amen.

The Virgin Birth in Paul
Galatians 4:4 But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law, 5 To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.

Some would like to claim that the Virgin Birth of Christ is only taught in the gospels of Matthew and Luke, that Paul and John were both silent about this important doctrine.

Galatians 4:4 refutes the claim, as anyone can see. Ask a child to explain it, and there will be no trouble. “God sent forth His Son…” Paul wrote this with his own hand, instead of using a scribe. It was probably his first apostolic letter. We know from all his letters that the divinity of Christ was never an issue.

Therefore, the verse is abundantly clear. At the divinely appointed time (when the fullness of the time was come), God sent His only-begotten Son…

There are no specifics about how God sent His Son. The reason is clear enough. Paul was writing when hundreds of eye-witnesses of the Risen Christ were still teaching in the church, and Paul was one of them. These witnesses were all taught by Christ as well. The Virgin Birth was not in dispute among the churches in Galatia. Their problem was with the relationship between Law and Gospel. The Virgin Birth is not stated in those terms but it is assumed in the language of the verse.

The second part is equally important – “made of a woman, made under the law,” It could also be “born of a woman, born under the law.” This is an emphasis on His human nature, just as important as His divine nature.

One teaching against the Two Natures of Christ is that He was adopted by God. In other words, Jesus was an ordinary man adopted by God (at His baptism). That sort of excuse pleases the rationalists who do not like the divine nature of Christ and need to reduce it.

Equally significant is the Fourth Gospel’s great Logos hymn, proclaiming that this Man who was rejected by His own people was the very Creating Word of Genesis 1:1. Moreover, every single person who believes in Him becomes a child of God and inherits salvation through Him.

We do not know the exact time of John’s Gospel being written, but it is clearly a supplement to the first three Gospels. I have mentioned some interesting things about this Gospel before. The baptism of Jesus seems to be described but the actual event is not in John’s Gospel. The same is true of the Last Supper in John’s Gospel. But that Gospel seems so sacramental, including the flow of blood and water from the wound of Christ (seen by Lutherans as symbolic of the two sacraments). The dismay disappears when we see John’s Gospel as being additional commentary on what we already know from the other Gospels.

As many have noted, John 1 is even more exalted than the Virgin Birth. Nothing gives room for doubts about His divine and human natures united in His Person.

I see Paul’s emphasis on “born of a woman, born under the Law” as representing the reality of God becoming man, with more emphasis on His human nature. By that I mean the ancients were ready to believe in divinities (unlike us moderns) but had never heard of God becoming man. They could not have, because there was no such event as God truly becoming man. They had odd myths, well known to Paul’s audience. They knew about pagan gods who behaved and misbehaved just like humans, but few people believed in them anymore. They were taken as tales, not as historical events.

If Paul believed in the Virgin Birth, in the Two Natures, then he spoke of this in other passages.

In Romans, he wrote:

KJV Romans 1:1 Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called to be an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God, 2 (Which he had promised afore by his prophets in the holy scriptures,) 3 Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh; 4 And declared to be the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead: 5 By whom we have received grace and apostleship, for obedience to the faith among all nations, for his name: 6 Among whom are ye also the called of Jesus Christ:

The same duality is expressed with different words – Jesus was born from David according to the flesh (born as all humans are) and declared the Son of God by His resurrection from the dead.

The Virgin Birth of Christ was not necessarily known among all people during His earthly ministry. The question many would have had was this – what happened after He was crucified? Death by crucifixion was not that unusual. What happened afterwards was unique. Jesus rose from the dead as the innocent (justified by the Spirit) Son of God. He was not guilty and declared innocent, but His entire Incarnate ministry declared as the righteous work of God.

Therefore, without repeating the phrasing of Matthew and Luke, Paul teaches the same doctrine with different words. In fact, after being exposed to the errors of Calvin and Zwingli about the Two Natures of Christ, this opening of Romans startled me with its clarity.

We take so much for granted when the words are familiar to us. But when someone tries to take them away, the revelation of God takes on new clarity, as if we never saw it before.

Thus the false teachers have two important roles appointed by God. First of all, the punish people who will not obey the First Table of the Law. Secondly, they help us appreciate the pure Word of God, something clearly explained in the Small and Large Catechisms of Luther.

The Third Commandment, Small Catechism
Thou shalt sanctify the holy-day.
What does this mean?--Answer.
We should fear and love God that we may not despise preaching and His Word, but hold it sacred, and gladly hear and learn it.
The Large Catechism

95] Since, therefore, so much depends upon God's Word that without it no holy day can be sanctified, we must know that God insists upon a strict observance of this commandment, and will punish all who despise His Word and are not willing to hear and learn it, especially at the time appointed for the purpose.
96] Therefore not only those sin against this commandment who grossly misuse and desecrate the holy day, as those who on account of their greed or frivolity neglect to hear God's Word or lie in taverns and are dead drunk like swine; but also that other crowd, who listen to God's Word as to any other trifle, and only from custom come to preaching, and go away again, and at the end of the year know as little of it as at the beginning. 97] For hitherto the opinion prevailed that you had properly hallowed Sunday when you had heard a mass or the Gospel read; but no one cared for God's Word, as also no one taught it. Now, while we have God's Word, we nevertheless do not correct the abuse; we suffer ourselves to be preached to and admonished, but we listen without seriousness and care.
98] Know, therefore, that you must be concerned not only about hearing, but also about learning and retaining it in memory, and do not think that it is optional with you or of no great importance, but that it is God's commandment, who will require of you how you have heard, learned, and honored His Word.
99] Likewise those fastidious spirits are to be reproved who, when they have heard a sermon or two, find it tedious and dull, thinking that they know all that well enough, and need no more instruction. For just that is the sin which has been hitherto reckoned among mortal sins, and is called ajkhdia, i.e., torpor or satiety, a malignant, dangerous plague with which the devil bewitches and deceives the hearts of many, that he may surprise us and secretly withdraw God's Word from us.
100] For let me tell you this, even though you know it perfectly and be already master in all things, still you are daily in the dominion of the devil, who ceases neither day nor night to steal unawares upon you, to kindle in your heart unbelief and wicked thoughts against the foregoing and all the commandments. Therefore you must always have God's Word in your heart, upon your lips, and in your ears. But where the heart is idle, and the Word does not sound, he breaks in and has done the damage before we are aware. 101] On the other hand, such is the efficacy of the Word, whenever it is seriously contemplated, heard, and used, that it is bound never to be without fruit, but always awakens new understanding, pleasure, and devoutness, and produces a pure heart and pure thoughts. For these words are not inoperative or dead, but creative, living words. 102] And even though no other interest or necessity impel us, yet this ought to urge every one thereunto, because thereby the devil is put to Right and driven away, and, besides, this commandment is fulfilled, and [this exercise in the Word] is more pleasing to God than any work of hypocrisy, however brilliant.
Meaning of the Virgin Birth
The divinity of Christ is not disputed or under attack among conservative Lutherans. We may under-emphasize or under-appreciate the human nature of Christ.

Paul Gerhardt expressed this most eloquently in his hymns. He lived in constant doctrine strife and great human suffering, losing his wife and all his children except one. In addition, he lost his pastoral position and had a very difficult life afterwards. One portrait of him says he was “sifted by Satan” a reference to Jesus’ prediction about Peter.

Sifting is an old art, forgotten by modern bakers. I used to love sifting flour at my father’s bakery, because it took out all the lumps and made it so fine, light, and silky. (Sugar developed a static charge when sifted. Powdered sugar fill the air with sugar smog.) Gerhardt was so thoroughly sifted that he gave us the finest hymns in Christianity.

Gerhardt was especially in touch with the need for comforting people through the Gospel, and he did this with an emphasis on the human nature of Christ.

"All My Heart This Night Rejoices"
by Paul Gerhardt, 1607-1676

1. All my heart this night rejoices
As I hear Far and near
Sweetest angel voices.
"Christ is born," their choirs are singing
Till the air Everywhere
Now with joy is ringing.

2. Forth today the Conqueror goeth,
Who the foe, Sin and woe,
Death and hell, o'erthroweth.
God is man, man to deliver;
His dear Son Now is one
With our blood forever.

3. Shall we still dread God's displeasure,
Who, to save, Freely gave
His most cherished Treasure?
To redeem us, He hath given
His own Son From the throne
Of His might in heaven.

4. Should He who Himself imparted
Aught withhold From the fold,
Leave us broken-hearted?
Should the Son of God not love us,
Who, to cheer Sufferers here,
Left His throne above us?

5. If our blessed Lord and Maker
Hated men, Would He then
Be of flesh partaker?
If He in our woe delighted,
Would He bear All the care
Of our race benighted?

6. He becomes the Lamb that taketh
Sin away And for aye
Full atonement maketh.
For our life His own He tenders
And our race, By His grace,
Meet for glory renders.

The Lutheran Hymnal
Hymn # 77
Text: Luke 2:11
Author: Paul Gerhardt, 1653
Translated by: Catherine Winkworth, 1858, alt.
Titled: "Froehlich soll mein Herze springen"
Composer: Johann Crueger, 1653
Tune: "Froehlich soll mein Herze"

Worshington Times - On ELCA Dissidents





Rev. Paull Spring, chairman of Lutheran Coalition of Renewal (CORE), talks with reporters about the creation of a new Lutheran church body for those who wish to leave the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, at WordAlone Network offices in New Brighton, Minn., on Wednesday.

Dissident Lutherans: Bullying over gays
[GJ - Church and Changers, left click on the link for the source. Thnx. U R gr8.]

By Wayne M. Anderson THE WASHINGTON TIMES

A decision to ordain actively gay clergy has caused deep fissures in the nation's largest Lutheran church group, with some traditional Lutherans saying they have been subjected to threats and retaliation as they consider breaking away.

Several disaffected members of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) say the decision made at the church's national convention in Minneapolis in August could prompt a major exodus from one of America's biggest Protestant denominations.

"I wouldn't even begin to tell you how many thousands [of calls] I've gotten," said Paull Spring, chairman of Lutheran Coalition for Renewal, or CORE, a national coalition based on traditional values. His group said last month that it cannot remain inside the 4.7-million-member ELCA and will form a new synod.

He is not alone.

"I am receiving every single week dozens of phone calls, e-mails, from pastors of the largest Lutheran churches in ELCA," said the Rev. Walter Kallestad, senior pastor of Community Church of Joy in Glendale, Ariz., who left the synod after having been "rostered" as a minister with the ELCA for 31 years. "I've answered hundreds ... from congregations looking to transition out of the ELCA."

For reasons of church structure - Lutheran congregations retain their property as long as they are affiliated with a Lutheran synod - the fallout from the ELCA's decision isn't likely to lead to the kind of court fights that followed the U.S. Episcopal Church's 2003 ordination of an openly gay bishop.

But the splits within the ELCA, which is more than twice the Episcopal Church's size, are getting ugly in their own way. Pastors taking their churches out of the ELCA are making charges of "unethical, immoral and in some cases, illegal" acts by bishops and other officials, Mr. Kallestad said.

"I'm talking to some pastors and leaders from many states around the nation, whose [ELCA] bishops are becoming very hostile," Mr. Kallestad said.

The Rev. Mark Gehrke, of Faith Lutheran Church in Moline, Ill., said that "if you do not agree with the direction of the ELCA, you are ... bullied or ostracized or threatened. The threat has been to even remove me and suspend me from ministry," he said.

In early September, he said, he was leading meetings and seeking ways to leave the ELCA. His bishop heard of this and sent a three-man team to address the problem.

"They spent their first 10 to 12 minutes bashing me and the leadership," Mr. Gehrke said. "Quoting things out of context, just totally humiliating me in front of the entire congregation."

Mr. Gehrke said other pastors have been bullied into silence.

"In Illinois, I'm one of the only few pastors that have taken a stand," he said, noting there are others who are too frightened to openly criticize the denomination's position on homosexuality.

"They are afraid for their jobs," he said. "They are afraid of standing against the church, the bishops."

In November, his church voted not to leave the ELCA but to compromise by joining Lutheran Congregations in Mission for Christ, an independent conservative Lutheran association.

The ELCA denies threatening or bullying anybody.

"I would deny that completely," said Bishop Gary Wollersheim of the ELCA's Northern Illinois Synod. "That's not happening in northern Illinois. I'm sure that's not happening anywhere in the country."

More than that, the bishop said, the denomination has taken the opposite approach toward those who back traditional sexual morality.

"I have done the exact opposite," Bishop Wollersheim said. "I have assured clergy, roster leaders, that hold different opinions on the decisions that [neither] the synod nor I will discriminate against them in any way. The last thing that I would do as pastor of the synod would [be to] bully somebody or threaten them."

Presiding Bishop Mark Hanson, the head of the ELCA, also denies that the synod is engaging in intimidation and questions reports of any split.

"I think some of the characterization of polarization is a simplification," Bishop Hanson said. "To be brutally honest, it seems to me media can only tell stories about polarization and fragmentation."

The head bishop recently met with subordinate bishops from across the country, and told The Washington Times that he is not aware of "any allegations" of improper or illegal acts by ELCA officials - or even that an exodus is taking place.

Through the end of October, the church estimates that "50 of the ELCA's 10,396 congregations have taken first votes to leave," said ELCA spokesman John Brooks in an e-mail. "Five such votes have failed."

To leave the ELCA, a church must conduct two votes, 90 days apart, with both votes attaining a two-thirds majority.

Bishop Hanson also questions pastors who are making accusations of wrongdoing by officials.

"It saddens me when any descriptions by those who are in opposition to our actions or those who support them are less than what I would call a faithful Christian witness," he said.

Hosanna Lutheran Church in St. Charles, part of the Metropolitan Chicago Synod, does not agree with that assessment and voted overwhelmingly on Nov. 8 to leave the ELCA. In that case, according to the church's senior pastor, the threat was financial, against a pastor's pension.

"It was threatened to me by a representative of the synod," the Rev. John Nelson said. "We have defined-contribution pensions ... we are the owners of them. I just looked at him and said, 'You know that's illegal. You can't do that.'"

Mr. Nelson declined to name the synod representative but said the motive for these threats is rooted in fear.

"The ELCA is scared," Mr. Nelson said. "They are making decisions out of fear."

Bishop Wayne Miller, of the Metropolitan Chicago Synod, declined repeated requests for specific comment about the Hosanna situation and the pension-threat charge.

Instead he sent The Times a general "pastoral letter" written to synod members, asking people to "give time for conversation and reflection" during this time.

"Bishop Miller stated that he had no more comments to give you," Mary Richardson, executive assistant to the bishop, said in an e-mail. "And [he] would appreciate it, if you would stop calling him."

Lutheran churches are leaving across the nation, not just in the Midwest.

"I, too, have talked with both lay and clergy people around the country who tell some pretty horrific stories," said the Rev. Mark Graham, of St. John Evangelical Lutheran Church in Roanoke, Va. These are stories of "duplicity and deceit and outright mean-spirited action - even illegal action."

His church voted to leave the ELCA shortly after the controversial gay vote, though no one in "Virginia has acted in an untoward manner," Mr. Graham said.

Some pastors say a Lutheran exodus has been going on for some time. Mr. Kallestad was head of one the largest ELCA churches in America. But he said his congregation decided to leave two years before the gay vote at the national convention.

"We started the process before the convention because it was clear that the vision, values and direction of the ELCA was totally opposite of where we believe that the New Testament church was destined and designed to be," Mr. Kallestad said.

The bone of contention is not "strictly about sexuality," he said, but a fundamental view of Scripture. "Either the Bible is the final authority or it is not."

According to Mr. Kallestad, disaffected Lutherans are also closing their wallets in protest.

"I do know financially the ELCA revenue is down," Mr. Kallestad said. "I've heard figures between 20 percent and 40 percent."

Bishop Hanson called such reports of massive declines unsubstantiated, acknowledging a "drop" in offerings but "certainly not 20 percent to 40 percent." He did not provide exact figures.

Some supporters of the decision to ordain openly gay clergy say they are homosexual Christians who love God and feel called to service. And some churches encourage and celebrate this act of faith.

"For this place, it was a celebration in August when the church voted to make it possible for clergy who are in committed same-sex relationships to be open about that," said the Rev. Pam Fickenscher of Edina Community Lutheran Church in Edina, Minn.

There, no one is heading for the exit door.

"We're actually seeing more life and people coming instead of leaving," she said.

Robert Gagnon, New Testament scholar at Pittsburgh Theological Seminary and author of "The Bible and Homosexual Practice: Texts and Hermeneutics," called the whole debate surreal for a church named after one of the principal leaders of the Protestant Reformation.

"It is impossible to imagine ... how [Martin Luther] would have reacted to a church endorsing homosexual practices. It's off the charts."

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GJ - Faith in Moline is mentioned, so I spelled Washington the way we pronounced it when I was growing up in Moline. Some try to pronounce the syllable "warsh" but it was always "worsh" in the Moline dialect. "Throw the worsh-cloth in the worshing-machine." A good Illinois response was, "Okey dokey."